Martial is the most bizarre signing in my history of football (35 years). The proposed DDG transfer would be a great deal for United. If it doesn't go through, which it will, it would be a hilarious **** off. But it's Real Madrid. As long as they get the paperwork done by Christmas then Santa will give them what they want.
The deal will go through but even if it didn't and, even as a Dipper, you'd have to admit that Real being ****ed off would be very funny. They're a **** of a club.
It's too hard to choose between two ****s, Stan. But whatever happens it's been a funny day. Mainly because of the Gangsta 19 yr old. Made my day at work far better. So I'm thankful to Woody for that I guess
Not at all, you deluded RS We were trying to make the best of a bad situation. If he was going might as well get their money and their gk but prefer to keep the player.
Let's be honest fella, the only time you've had to choose between two ****s or more was when you stared into a three way mirror. And lost.
At least it is not like Brenda ****ing things up for the RS. Nothing can be more hilarious than buying the donkey for £33m.