Harry "the Hurra" Kane

We are merely fellow travellers on the same road, Lee263. It doesn't mean we're part of a firm, or anything like that.

 

The yellow brick road right? Which of you is after the brain?

 

Wow. Lighten up. Have a beer or a joint or something.

 

Are you a massive fan of The Wizard of Oz, Lee263?

Are there any other gay-icon movies that you like? Where you stand on Brokeback Mountain?

 

We know he can't have a shag.

 

... I'd stand with my back against the mountain. ...

 

So, can we now adopt his proper nickname of "Wet n Windy" please.

 

Ewww bummers! Icky gross!

Just because someone is gay, doesn't mean they want to **** you

 

If you never end up getting a girlfriend, Lee263, you could always consider going the gay route.

 

Support Spur*s? No thanks.

 

I'm curious to know what the asterisk is in place of.

 

Lee263 is one of those blokes who does things that he believes are both hilarious and clever, as the rest of us are edging away from him, since we don't want to get left sitting next to the nutter.

 

... you've not met me ... I am incredibly handsome...

 

The asterisk is there to stop me from vomiting blood if I type it all out.

The total opposite of HIAG then?

 

But you did type it all out. You just added an asterisk in the middle.

 

Leave it, Watford! Never ask the nutter on the bus a question. Just let him talk, and wait quietly for your stop, mate.

 

Relegation fodder sticking together, good to see.

 

Well, you're the experts, so you should know!..

 

Marcus Stewart. Michael Ricketts. Harry Kane.