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Football phrases you hate to hear?

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  1. Bigelow

    Bigelow Well-Known Member

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    1. Off the up right.

    2. (When an expensive player scores a goal) And that's why you pay £... for him.
     
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  2. Tuckin

    Tuckin Well-Known Member

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    "I've seen them given." (Penalty decisions.)

    When someone says this (often Alan Shearer), it pretty much invariably means "I've seen them INCORRECTLY given".
     
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  3. Party Hull!

    Party Hull! Well-Known Member

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    "He's entitled to go down"

    No he's not. It's ruined the game.
     
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    Party Hull!, Aug 30, 2015
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  4. Bigelow

    Bigelow Well-Known Member

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    Ultimate worsts

    Chelsea are preparing a bid. (Chelsea only used as an example)
    What the **** does that even mean.


    Thrash out a deal.
    War chest.


    Basically any term that Sky Sports use to make a transfer more exciting.
     
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  5. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    He's won a penalty.

    Usually means the ****s cheated.
     
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  6. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    Hi Swanny ..... Hi Burnsy. <whistle>
     
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    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger, Aug 30, 2015
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  7. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Tactically naive/inept.

    No plan B
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Aug 30, 2015
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  8. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    They gave 110%
     
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  9. Dills double deckers

    Dills double deckers Well-Known Member

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    He is human after all.......................Means 50 miliion pound player misses absolute sitter...reverse to thats why you pay £ for him
     
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  10. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    They havent got any Wonga...
     
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    Chazz Rheinhold, Aug 30, 2015

  11. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Well-Known Member

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    Anyone who regards Transfer Deadline Day as "Jim White Day". Bellends.
     
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  12. Mr G. Raff

    Mr G. Raff Well-Known Member

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    On the radio commentary when Burnsy says - City are playing from left to right - it's the effin radio ffs
     
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    Mr G. Raff, Aug 30, 2015
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    He will rue that decision.

    In no other walk of life is a decision ever rued.
     
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  14. ElTigre

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    Anything "Swanny" says. He is to commentary what a puncture is to a football.
     
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  15. Happy Tiger

    Happy Tiger Well-Known Member

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    City have a throw in

    That usually winds me up.
     
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    Happy Tiger, Aug 30, 2015
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  16. Kempton

    Kempton Well-Known Member

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    TWT.
    If you say so.
    Hissy fitters. etc...
     
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    Kempton, Aug 30, 2015
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    HHH Well-Known Member

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    Something along the lines of...

    'his game isn't suited to the championship'

    Believing that a good premier league player somehow can't cut it in the championship.
     
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  18. Steven Toast

    Steven Toast Well-Known Member

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    "Advertising hoardings"

    Even though it's the right word to use, I always think it should be "boards". You only seem to get hoardings in football, everywhere else it's a board or a sign.
     
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  19. over18and legal

    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    game of 2 halves

    put in a shift

    clean sheet mentality FFS. Our lass has that and she earns f*ck all.
     
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    over18and legal Well-Known Member

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    I always laugh at that. Clueless twats.
     
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