****s and ****ing mongs

I've went off them from time to time. It's easy enough.

Thing is though, i like a smoke. I enjoy it.

I also enjoy McDonald's. I wont stop eating that **** either, because i enjoy it.

 

Can tell you're a smoker with them squinty eyes.

 

No squint here.

Plenty in Ballymena though with all the inbreeding.

 

Oh snap.

 

It's easy to give up smoking, i've done it hundreds of times.

 

I enjoy a cig before bed and i smoke when i'm out drinking. Miss weed hugely though, so I think the cigs are a filler at the moment.

Also, being able to smoke in bars etc here doesn't help.

 

classic dev

 

I only smoke after sex, I used to be a 40 a day man.

 

I once asked a bint "Do you smoke after sex?", she replied "I don't know, I've never looked to check"

 

Update:

My alcohol intake has greatly increased.

 

Sunday drinking is ****e. Last Sunday I was out my tits

 

Nae **** Sherlock.

Its cos yer ****ting yer drawers at the blue tsunami.

Smell the fear Timmy

 

It's cos he lives in Ballymena.

Like Ayrshire x 10.

 

That was some feat.

 

ooops

 

It's hard to type properly when your vision is blurred and your fingers are sticky from your wife's blood.

 

How wid you know ya bumbasher?

Oh that's right, you shirtlifters are allowed to marry now int yees. Take it you wear the troosers in that relationship then Gadge?

 

^^^^

Secretly gay but knows he'll get kicked out the ludge if they find out. Takes out frustration on wife.

 

Obviously gay ^^^^^^^

 

Aye, we can tell you are by the number of butt plugs you posted at the end of your quote.