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Illegal Immigrants Poem

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Father_Jack_Hackett, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. BH1972RFC

    BH1972RFC New Member

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    One an ole lady. this muthafucka gets took care of reeeeal nice.

    One don't carry cash do m'fers.
     
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  2. BH1972RFC

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    **** off you boring Irish **** <laugh>
     
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  3. BH1972RFC

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    One is Germ...One means British. One is yo' monarch, so quit runnin yo' mout' bee-aitch.
    What gives with the laugh? That mean you think you funny? Coz you nat. You a god damn stoopid mutherfucka.
     
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  4. BH1972RFC

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    And you're a boring, Irish, **** with multiple accounts <ok>
     
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  5. barnsley_boy

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    What a ****ing moron you are!

    I used to work for the DWP and filled out these applications every single day so how is it bullshit ya thick arse-licking ****???
     
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  6. BH1972RFC

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    <laugh> dishonourable discharge ****o.

    You is wrong.
     
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  7. BH1972RFC

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    Ok, I was wrong. You're just a boring **** <ok>
     
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  8. BH1972RFC

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    And you a god damn muthafucka who think his **** don't stink<ok>
     
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  9. jerseymackem

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    This beeyatch speaks da truf.

    The person who made this poem is a racist ****, I can safely say that I did not laugh one bit. It's sad that people like you tar these people with the same brush, the vast majority of immigrants are hard-working, and much less lazy than the average Brit. Look at the numbers of chavs, they should be exterminated.
     
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  10. BH1972RFC

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    It doesn't; thanks Declan <ok>
     
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    High five mutherfucka.
    Does I own Jerzay?
     
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  12. BH1972RFC

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    What the **** is a Deck lan? He the mutherfucka wid the fo' head, or the motherfucka wid no fo' head?
    You call me "yo roy-yal HIIIII ness" you ****in' ****.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    I understand people talking in slang or in regional vocabulary but don't really get typing like you talk.

    Perhaps I'm wrong and should start using welsh slang in my typed sentences.
     
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  14. jerseymackem

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    It's a crown dependency, so a bit. We still sing ya prayzes for our national anthem.
     
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  15. BH1972RFC

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    No, but we ALL own Ireland. It's now called West Britain.

    It's quite funky being a part-owner in the gaff. I'm going to propose that we just nuke the ****hole as it's a toxic debt <ok>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

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    "Jerzay?"? Please!
     
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  17. jerseymackem

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    Well, if I'm being pendantic it's 'Jerzee'
     
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  18. BH1972RFC

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    "we"?

    You don't own **** mutherfucker. One owns so much **** one can hardly keep up. Does one own that place again? Phillay loved dat guinness but them mutherfuckaz speak real funny. 2bshoor.
     
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    Does one own it? I gots coal or gold to dig? You dig?
     
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  20. BH1972RFC

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    Yes, we British OWN your inbred and *****-riddled ****hole of a country. It's great, watching you spud-sookers go bust :grin:
     
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