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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Oh there's my onion bhaji
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
  2. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Isn't my pussy tight darling?
    No it's ****ing full bitch.
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 27, 2015
  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    You look like Sporty Spice
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
  4. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Relax, don't mind the camera...
     
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    Libby, Aug 27, 2015
    salad fingers likes this.
  5. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    any chance of a shag.
    haven't had it for ages.
    are they chicken fillets pet.
    is that a tenna lady.
    you're just like my mam.
     
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    crumble bungle, Aug 27, 2015
  6. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Midnight, now you're old enough
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
    Marra SAFC 77 and Libby like this.
  7. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    not smelly for fat lass
     
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    crumble bungle, Aug 27, 2015
  8. flandersmackem

    flandersmackem Well-Known Member

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    "Are you finished yet fatty"
     
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    flandersmackem, Aug 27, 2015
  9. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    fart, give me a clue
     
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    crumble bungle, Aug 27, 2015
  10. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can I have a discount?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015

  11. ROBOJOHN

    ROBOJOHN Active Member

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    Your mate,s is much bigger
     
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    ROBOJOHN, Aug 27, 2015
  12. Nordic

    Nordic Well-Known Member

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    Do you like chicken, love?



    Suck this, it tastes fowl

    the old ones are the best!
     
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    Nordic, Aug 27, 2015
  13. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Your dads cock is bigger.
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 27, 2015
  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Put your teeth back in.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
  15. Class of 73

    Class of 73 Well-Known Member

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    Morning! F***k, you're a transvestite
     
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    Class of 73, Aug 27, 2015
  16. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Corn on tip of bellend.
     
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    Brian Storm, Aug 27, 2015
  17. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Fist me then **** me.
     
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    Brian Storm, Aug 27, 2015
  18. Class of 73

    Class of 73 Well-Known Member

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    I'll need a dump first
     
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    Class of 73, Aug 27, 2015
    Marra SAFC 77, Gil T Azell, Home_and_Away and 1 other person like this.
  19. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Can my mate watch us
     
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    mackemwelder, Aug 27, 2015
  20. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can Billy have a go?
     
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    Tel (they/them), Aug 27, 2015
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