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Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Style, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. Stan

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    What do you take codeine for? I have a stash left over from a slipped disc. Also got some diazepam. The latter makes you very wobbly!
     
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  2. Stan

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    Dipper

     
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  3. Christiansmith

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    I was a failure because of Rodgers - Balotelli

    Some more from Mario Balotelli following his loan move to AC Milan this season...
    On his time at Liverpool: "I take my responsibilities, but the awful ineffective system chosen by Rodgers wasn’t suited to my characteristics."
    On rediscovering his form: "I know that many people don’t believe in my comeback. But I have to try. And have the belief that I can do it."
    On being reunited with AC Milan: "I knew I would find another team because I am not finished. But I am grateful to Milan, because, to tell the truth, I did not expect them to bring me back."

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    It's all really Brenda's fault <laugh>
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    I have a condition called FSHD, a form of muscular Dystrophy where my muscles decide periodically to break down and start to atrophy beyond my control.
    Its very painful
    My father has it, I have it....and.....my sister has it......You have that power too.....
    Sorry Star Wars moment
    Yeah it runs in my family. Means I have the choice of being either
    a) Constantly in pain
    or
    b) Constantly high on pain medication.

    I tend to lean towards the latter :p
     
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  5. Bodinki

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    You added that part in yourself didn't you <laugh>
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Of course he did. Christian is a bitter gobshite <ok>
     
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  7. Christiansmith

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    Better than being a deluded low IQ mentally challenged bin dippin' lying RS supporting fan <ok>
     
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  8. Skylarker

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    Luckily I'm not that then... You ****ing tw(a)tfish <ok>
     
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  9. Bodinki

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    Al'right al'right calm down calm down....

    Seriously, you mancs and scouses with your rivalry......
    Love it.
    Closest thing we have to this kinda vitriol is QPR fans.....but they suck.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    The Liverpool board is the best, and funniest board on the forum (so many say <whistle>). These Mans ****wits try and follow suit but fail every time. Nice bunch though - except @Swarbs (he's a right ****er <ok>)

    You go on our board a fair bit Bod, you surely agree? <whistle>

    QPR fans are mostly sour and wouldn't know banter if it fell on their heads #generalising

    Although Watford seems a decent lad to be fair.... you probably disagree <laugh>
     
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  11. Christiansmith

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    Haha. Funniest because it has got the most clowns and many posters so deluded that they ought to be in mental institutions. We all know who they are. <laugh>

    After they had a draw with an appalingly bad Arsenal team, one poster said he thought Brenda was a genius and was one player short of challenging for the title. <laugh> And no I am not making this up...

    To be fair there are some (only a few mind) clear thinking posters but because they don't suck Brenda off they are instantly jumped on by the mob and labelled as too negative.
     
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  12. Skylarker

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    The clown limit goes through the roof when you visit the board you Mancunian deluded muppet.

    You're probably having meltdown as we bought Benteke and you're stuck with the afro dude up front. About time you admit that Brendan is on his way to glory, and LVG is shafting the Utd style of play by copying Jose's PL model.

    Don't smash your computer up this time fistian <ok>
     
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  13. Christiansmith

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    No need for me to smash the computer you ****ing deluded ****. <ok> I knew that some RS ******s would have taken Rooney's hat trick badly and will have a meltdown but you have clearly identified yourself as one of those. Go and have a lie down in a dark room <laugh>

    Funniest board on the site I fully agree <ok>

    and you haven't even realised you've flushed yourself out as one of those Brenda sucking RS clowns <laugh>
     
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  14. Bodinki

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    Nah Watfords okay
     
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  15. Bodinki

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    The liverpool board is great fun.
    Problem with the United board is there are too many moody little ****ers.
    Some good peeps on here too though, I like Treble, and Chief is sound.

    This board is no fun at all since Matth stopped being a regular :p
     
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  16. Chief

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    <laugh>

    Welcome back, where've you been?
     
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  17. luvgonzo

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    He has been a bit conservative of late. <laugh>
     
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  18. Stan

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    The Chelsea board isn't the same when they're not doing well. Last season London's Smallest Penis was starting thread after thread after thread. True they were all about QPR, Man Utd and Arsenal and the only other person who ever posted in them was Queen Ossie (yeh, pikey, nonce kants, yeh) but at least it kept the board ticking over. At the minute LSP is only making the occasional post as he's ashamed of Chelsea's league position and QO is banned from using the internet until the investigation has been concluded.
     
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  19. Bodinki

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    <laugh>
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

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    Who you calling Moody you little &^% <laugh>
     
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