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Harry "the Hurra" Kane

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Hoddle is a god, Aug 15, 2015.

  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Are we going to draw them in one of the cups?
     
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    ... won't be this season's Capital One:)
     
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    Yeah but that's boring and sensible. Until he hits the back of the nest he's the new Kevin Nugent. <whistle>
     
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  4. SpursDisciple

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    If hitting a nest is what you ("that's Zamora") Harry's not your man.
     
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    Yep, ****ty typo. I look a right twat! I'll **** off to the Man Utd board for a bit and slag off Rooney whilst typing very carefully.
     
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  6. SpursDisciple

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    I just like the allusion to the Bobby Zamora line - (If you sit in row Z and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora). The typo was just an excuse to rehash it. Wasn't taking the piss out of a typo, we all do them all the time. If you had typed neft instead, I'd have ignored it.
     
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    That actually started off as a positive song about Zamora, believe it or not. It's funny how quickly a career can change.

    I've got a bit of respect for him, given the way that things went against him.
    He was a very good goalscorer (70 in 119) at lower levels, but then flopped completely when he stepped up a level. The Huckerby Effect.
    Changed his game, became more of a battler and target man, then worked his way back up.
     
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  8. Star of David Bardsley

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    Do you think he'll be good enough for League Two at that point?
     
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    Just a one season wonder.

    One season wonder, he's just a one season wonder.
     
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    Is there an echo where you are?
     
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  11. Lee263

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    Piss off Watford.
     
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    The Hurra Kane is more like a wet windy fart.
     
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    I guess there's not an echo any more
     
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  14. He'll find his shooting boots soon enough, when he's being supported by Son and Berahino.
    <ok>
     
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  15. Lee263

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    Is your ****ty little club in the big league or something?
     
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    I'm telling you, Mockney Spiv should have bitten LVG's hand off when he came sniffing for one season wonder Kane.
     
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    Bizarre response. Thought you'd be in better mood given today's results. Only a week left of the Summer holidays.
     
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  18. Less than that, Watford! Mine are back after this weekend. Most of the Spanners and Gooners on this site will be back, too.

    Lee263 and Arsenal87 (the numbers, by the way, denote the number of brain-cells that each has) will have had their uniforms bought, and will have choosen their new pencil-cases. I get the impression that Lee263 will have gone for a Minnions theme.
     
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  19. Lee263

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    No, it's just that I don't know you but every time I do see you, you've got some smart ass post. **** off.

    Not sure how the summer holidays affect me though. Prat.
     
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  20. Lee263

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    It's nice the fans from little teams like Spu*s and Whoford are sticking together.
     
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