The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

Tell her to finish ironing my shirts. While you're at it tell your missus that she has to stop calling me.

 

I wonder if HIAG was practicing 'you'll never walk alone' during his band practice tonight?

 

All highbrow viewing at your place then?!...

 

Only the best pal.

Actually Eastenders is ****. Depressing cockney twats pretending to be hard nuts. Coronation Street on the other hand is good old fashioned Mancunian wit.

 

It sounds **** on the kazoo.

 

I think they're both up there with watching the grass grow, personally

 

Give him some credit ffs - he plays the recorder.

 

I've never watched the grass grow. I've cut and smoked grass but never watched it.

 

Just back form rehearsal with the boys...

Looking at it, seems that 'Pool were lucky. They got a good point from a poor performance.

As for AFC, listening to TalkSport on the way back home, seems like a lot of their fans are already turning on Wenger. We've got to keep an eye on his, this season. Apparently, not too many Gooners happy with Corzola.

At the moment, I can't see that any side need fear either AFC or LFC. Park the bus against Arsenal, that seems to undo them, and 'Pool just look weak all round. If neither of these teams improve, they'll be fighting it out in the upper mid table.

 

Good analysis from someone that didn't watch the game...

I take it during the first half you were 'Jamming' with the boys? Can I come next week please? I'm a good bongo player.

 

Hm.

I doubt that you're even a good bingo player, Sky.

 

I'm better at bongo than I am bingo, HIAG.

 

You spelled HAIG wrong.

 

Fair enough.

I note your interest in my band. Unfortunately, we do not, at this time, require the services of a bongo player. However, we shall retain your application on our files, and should the situation change in the future, we shall be in contact.

 

What band doesn't have a bongo player? Silly.

 

Thanks. Please also add Banjo to my application

 

Simply Red?

 

I note your interest in my band. Unfortunately, we do not, at this time, require the services of a banjo player. However, we shall retain your application on our files, and should the situation change in the future, we shall be in contact.

 

Discrace, Bongos and Banjos are essential to any good music. Sky and myself will form a duo called Bongo Banjo and blow you away in a battle of the bands y'****ing lightweight geetar spaz!

 

We could have a band duel.

It could be billed as "The Great Cockney v Mouser Face-Off!"

I reckon we'd sell the TV rights for £millions!