Anyone fancy being defoes assistant, 50-60k a year, have to be available 24/7. Keep eps plants watered, fridge full and other jobs
One of the 'other jobs' is helping create a 'fragrance', with Jermaine's name all over it no doubt. Wonder what that would smell like? $100 notes........sweaty shinpads
Update on female sitch ... 2 out of 3 were there tonight, blonde and fit one. The 3rd one who is just watching for the fun of it was there the other night and my mate who doesn't know her was commenting on her nice legs and arse. So tonight the two of them are over with a group of their friends. I've come in from the gym am watching a bit of footy on the big screen, checking emails and chatting to a few lads as they come and go Fit one walks past going to the ladies and says hello so I pass the time of day with her. Fair enuf I think, that's normal. She has this male hanger - on who me and my mate joke is either like a limpet or a mole as he so obviously wants in her panties it's pathetic. She has friend zoned him so deep it hurts and he should have drowned by now. But he's oblivious in his lust for her. He's over there with his tongue hanging out with his tiny limp dick. Later there group gets up to leave, the blonde one goes 'See you soooooooon'. I think 'I don't ****ing think so you crazy slut'. She is off back to europe at the weekend so I doubt i'll see her again now. Think she is either semi-properly seeing the guy who's been roughing her up in the sack now or has got the message from my harshness to her at the weekend. But then the fit one comes back through the door leaving it so the others have gone on a bit and goes 'I think your hair looks fine, you've got nothing to worry about.' So I'm thinking what the actual **** and ask her what the hell she's on about. She's referring to this post I made on FB last week about barbers not giving you the hairstyle you ask for. So she enlightens me that this is what she's referring and I laugh because I'd totally forgotten about it. Then she says that she likes it or something and leaves. I said some witty remark to her but it escapes me now. So she is obviously closely monitoring my online activity, even though she deleted my post on her page... wtf?! She is very fit though and I would like to do some naughty things to her without a doubt.
I wish I was cool like you. Though.... you have to pretend you can't check emails or fb on your phone if you are a rhc wannabe. .....
Vacancy in the pub:Fiday 28/08/5 Thursday 03/09/15. 1x Landlord 1xBarman 1xChef Application closes at noon tomorrow Thursday 27/08/15 Apply to the Administrative manager: Rhc@Carragher arms.co.uk RHC would appoint successful applicant by 1300 hours on Thursday 27/08/15
****ing sucks knowing you are on a sure thing every night doesn't it rather than hoping for a screw sometime in the future #realproblems
Wish we could just revert to the pagan times ethos so if two (or more) people felt like it you could drop and nail in say the biscuit aisle at the supermarket Imagine frolicking and cavorting mostly nude down the local park It would get rid of a whole load of pre tense and artificial bullshit and get us to the point quicker
