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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 23, 2015.

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Reet lads and lasses...... who wants to throw their hat into the ring to do the next match day thread.. ?

    Please register your interest here and I'll pick a name out of a bag of salt and vinegar at random from all the lucky participants by Tues AM.

    I can then bump this thread at the beginning of each match week so we can all have a blast.

    Feel free to do whatever you wish style wise as it's completely up to you (JPF - no midgets or gimp masks please).

    If there's a week where no one wants a dabble then myself or Nev can step in to do the honours I'm sure.

    Over to you peeps!

    :)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 23, 2015
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  2. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Me
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 23, 2015
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  3. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I've got the job
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 23, 2015
  4. JakartaToon

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    Seeing as I suggested the idea (mainly in jest) I guess you will have to put my name on the list. However I think it should be compulsory - voluntary spoils the fun.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 24, 2015
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  5. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I can't I'm washing my hair and balls.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 24, 2015
  6. JakartaToon

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    I heard you only had two of the former and one of the latter so you should be done in no time.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 24, 2015
  7. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Following my winless streak, I'd like to suggest that I'm banned from doing them for the rest of the season!!
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Stop trying to get me to post a picture of myself revealing my dashing good looks, luxurious head of hair, massive dong, and big balls. Not gonna happen you far eastern pervert.
     
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  9. Darth Plagueis

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    You will give me the job. You don't have a choice. Ok?
     
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    Darth Plagueis, Aug 24, 2015
  10. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    I've already got it
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Everyone will get a go lads.
    We can do it in rotation.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 24, 2015
  12. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I would be interested depending how rigid we are on the no-midgets or gimp mask policy. Deal-breaker for me.

    For what it's worth, I pledge alternative commentary, a meaningless vote, and enough midgets in gimp masks to see us through to next Monday...
     
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    That's fine providing im first.
     
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    Captainchaos., Aug 24, 2015
  14. Wisey's Hair

    Wisey's Hair Well-Known Member

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    That's what she said
     
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    Wisey's Hair, Aug 24, 2015
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Air tight.
     
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  16. JakartaToon

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    I will need plenty of notice for mine to start preparing all the graphs and statistical analysis so give me plenty of notice.
    I hope Mike Ashleys Bean Counter's effort for the League Cup doesn't count as his contribution done, as Could Try Harder would be an apt description of this:

    "Couldn't find an official buildup / match day thread for this so have started a new thread. Please combine if there is one.

    Will be interesting to see the line up for this given the clubs change of policy on cups. What do you think the lineup will be?"

    It makes Albert's efforts look like a rewrite of Toltstoy's War & Peace.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 25, 2015
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    Please don't post the photo - I prefer to let my imagination run wild! And its SE Asian Pervert please. Don't lump me in with the Japanese - I have a way to go before I reach their levels.
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 25, 2015
  18. Albert's Chip Shop

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    The draw has been made ladies and gents.
    The running order of Build Up/Match Day Thread duties are.....

    Arsenal (h)- JAKARTA
    West Ham (a)- PANTHRO
    Watford (h)- TASH
    Chelsea (h)- JPF
    Citeh (a)- 30/30
    Mackems (a)- ACS
    Stoke City (h)- Nev
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Aug 25, 2015
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    JPF/Obi/ACS/Trev/Panthro said you love a bukkake
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Aug 25, 2015
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    That's like a Japanese karoake isnt it - but a bit messier!
     
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    JakartaToon, Aug 25, 2015
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