This is going to sound a bit cryptic, but all should become clear later in the day. Something has been widely reported in today's news. It's become a bit of an annual event, and there's always some tedious tit on here who moans about it . I'll be keeping a beady eye out for the expected thread and, when I spot it, will post a QI-style klaxon effect. You have been warned.
Is it ER's bath day already? By the way, I deleted all my German friends off my mobile phone last night. It's Hans free.
Yes Ciaran, I'm aware that huggy is one of the good guys, I was more making a joke about Celtic getting pumped out of Europe at this time of year...again.
Either way Celtic will be the only Scottish team playing in a European competition this year. It's a bit like a terminal cancer victim laughing at his pal who caught the cold on a luxury skiing holiday.
Aye and did you notice that ST pinched it? The Festival is utter ****ing bollocks, full of luvvy duvvy twats without a brain cell between them.
It was indeed about the Festival joke of the year, and my money was on ER to be the culprit. ST & Dev have tipped him the wink, but the klaxon warning still stands.
The Fringe is alright but it's ruined by all the soppy English drama students harassing you to attend their feeble and embarrassing attempt at theatre or dance.