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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    All I know is they're not mine.
     
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  2. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Could he do it parallel to road?

    Was he going over road and back or what?
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    You could... But if you were going to do that you'd have to go Far East at which I point you'd be too far from the airport for people to get decent view, if you did it where he crashed by parralell you'd end up flying over houses on the west
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Doesn't sound like any space would really allow said maneuver

    The crowds view should be less than safety of all...

    Certainly over houses is completely out.
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Not really a "freak accident" if you're performing an aerobatic manoeuvre- there's always an inherent risk. Plain fact is he should never have been doing it where there is a risk to innocent lives.
    Either the organisers, or the pilot himself, were highly irresponsible in my view and I hope the inquest reflects that.
    It's not a necessary part of life, it's entertainment, and the risk to the lives of uninvolved passers-by is unjustifiable.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Beer Goggles are a lie.


    According to scientists, men's perceptions of how attractive a woman is shows no changes based on how much alcohol a man has consumed.


    Turns out, when you wake up next to an ugly woman it's not that beer goggles made you less able to tell hot from not; instead, it's because alcohol made you not care you were having sex with someone not attractive.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah I can see how that could be true. <ok>
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    To be honest in my youth I hooked up with a couple of girls that I'm not proud to have hooked up with.

    There wasn't always alcohol involved.

    When you're young, single, and horny, sex with with an unattractive woman is better than no sex at all. Everyone looks the same on the inside once you cut them open... Bloody and disgusting.
     
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  9. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    spoken from experience since you have to lace the sheeps' water trough with cheap own brand spirits to get them to let you anywhere near their tingly bits
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Totally. Had one or two girls when younger purely because of erections

    As you get older you don't follow those around as much though it still happens
     
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    To be fair all sheep look pretty much the same; there really isn't such thing as an ugly sheep (relatively speaking).
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    quoting out of context on this site may lead to arrests.
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    not if you're a true experienced perv and reprobate like our luvster, he'd tell you a lot different

    and anyway that's sheep racism saying they all look the same... like saying it about asians
     
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    Necrobestiality.<cheers>
     
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  15. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Asian Sheep are the worst...

    <whistle>
     
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  16. For the team...?
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    When I was 22 or 23 there was this lady that lived in this apartment complex that I lived in who was 41. We were friends.

    She was not the most attractive lady, but on a couple of occasions we 'had fun' when we were both between dates and horny. Most recently, the weekend before my now wife and I hooked up. Never touched her afterwards... But she suddenly moved 3 months into my wife and I dating.

    Always been paranoid that it was because she got pregnant and that some day some kid will knock on the door and say 'hi, you're my daddy'.

    Not worried wife will be upset (it was before we dated) but embarrassed I'd have to admit I slept with her... :emoticon-0102-bigsm

    There is substance to my worry. This woman already had an 8 yo kid and she had told me she moved as soon as she found out she was pregnant with him so the father wouldn't find out and try to get custody. Used protection... But you never know.
     
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  18. You've got a little baby milk
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I hope not. 3 is enough. Wouldn't be little either... That was about 15 years ago.

    She was over 40. I wore protection and she took birth control. I think its most likely safe she wasn't preggers. (also if she were it might be someone else's)

    Most likely an irrational fear.
     
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  20. If she moved to avoid the father finding out before and then again for you, it is unlikely she will tell the child who you are anyway.
     
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