People who lend you a small amount of money for whatever reason, then ask for it back way too soon, "Hi mate, have you got that £1.70 I lent you this morning". Don't lend me it if you need it back that quickly. Or at all. Let's be honest, £1.70 should never be a lend unless you're at school.
Christmas! A time when everybody gets that nee ****er wants! I'd sooner everybody keep their own money and buy themselves something or go away on their jollies.
Look everybody it's Scrooge! I got a belt that doubled up as a bottle opener once, from my mother. Of course, that would come in handy, if I was 12 and I managed to acquire a bottle of Hooch.
Nah! It's just for the first time ever I am gonna be skint this year! Xmas is great when you're rolling in it!
love crimbo me like , wife puts away money every month so we can have a little spending spree on the family.
You could make a kaleidoscope of Kim Bassenger out of an old toilet roll as a gift, Brussels Sprouts make for good gifts also
Piercings on men.. Especially ****ers who have them on their face. And those who make their earlobes the size of an easter egg with a git big holes in them. ****s every last one of them.
I have never got anything that I didn;t want for christmas since my grandma was alive and used to knit me those wonderful itchy jumpers!
Buzzwords around the office... "Let's touch base tomorrow"... let's not touch anything together, I hate you. "There's a few things in the pipeline"... well get them out of the pipeline and on my desk you arse boil or your p45 will be 'in the pipeline'... ****.
I cant seem to find my star bird I asked for, or my Batman cape, or my ticket to the Bahama's. I'm sitting at work, having to stifle my laugh as not to alert colleagues, like you had to whilst getting wrong at school off a teacher, then had to nip off to the toilet to compose myself before sitting back down!
