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Illegal Immigrants Poem

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Father_Jack_Hackett, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. Father_Jack_Hackett

    Father_Jack_Hackett New Member

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    I cross ocean, poor and broke.
    Take bus, see employment folk.

    Nice man treat me good in there.
    Say I need to see welfare.

    Welfare say, 'You come no more, we send cash right to your door.'

    Welfare cheques - they make you wealthy! NHS - it keep you healthy!

    By and by, I get plenty money.
    Thanks to you, you British dummy!

    Write to friends in motherland.
    Tell them 'come fast as you can.'

    They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
    And buy big house with welfare bucks!

    They come here, we live together.
    More welfare cheques, it gets better!

    Fourteen families, they moving in,
    But neighbour's patience wearing thin.

    Finally, British guy moves away.
    Now I buy his house, then I say,

    'Find more immigrants for house to rent.'
    And in the yard I put a ten

    Everything is very good,
    And soon we own the neighbourhood.

    We have hobby, it's called breeding. Welfare pay for baby feeding.

    Kids need dentist? Wives need pills? We get free! We got no bills!

    British crazy! They work all year, to keep the welfare running here.

    We think UK darn good place.

    Too darn good for British race!

    If they no like us, they can scram. Got lots of room in Afghanistan !
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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  3. Prime Minister Cameron

    Prime Minister Cameron New Member

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    Mick should close this thread.
     
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  4. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    why?
     
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  5. Prime Minister Cameron

    Prime Minister Cameron New Member

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    Debates like this can lead only 1 way....
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    There are lots of immigrants that come here to work and make a better life for themselves, they are willing to work hard in order to do so.
    There are also plenty of British people who can't be bothered to work and just sponge off the system we also pay for them by working hard and providing the welfare they get.

    There are immigrants that work the system i'm not saying otherwise.

    Is say we swap 1 for 1. 1 immigrant in 1 dole scum to the other country.

    I also understand there are genuine people on the dole who try to find work.
     
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  7. PointyBirds

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    Rhyming ****ers are still ****ers.
     
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  8. Father_Jack_Hackett

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    The word Illegal in the title makes all the difference.
     
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  9. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    This **** is a moderator <yikes>
     
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  10. Father_Jack_Hackett

    Father_Jack_Hackett New Member

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    Well spotted dick splash, and your point is?

    Having just read your "Scumbags" thread and the comments left by others i think you are the last person here who should be calling anyone a **** !
     
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  11. luvgonzo

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    My point still stands. Not everyone who comes into this country wants to sponge off the system. There are illegal immigrants that have no choice but to get into the country via any means possible to escape their situation.

    The government made such a hash of the immigration policy that it has turned some people against immigrants altogether and has escalated racism in the country giving parties like the BNP more support.

    You're poem is generalising and though it is maybe not intended it will cause certain groups of people to go off on a racist rant.
     
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  12. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, it's so tough in France.
     
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  13. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    Illegal or not You are still being racist with your witty little tome
     
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  14. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    This is ill-informed, inaccurate and full of racial hate - I feel sorry for you and the other sad people who have suggested here that this is in any way acceptable.

    Please take your filth elsewhere.
     
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  15. Father_Jack_Hackett

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    TBH I couldn't give a flying feck.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    That's what's wrong with this country. Too many arseholes like you in it.
     
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  17. Father_Jack_Hackett

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    Jeez the fecking PR brigade are out in force, the funny thing is most of you probably laughed when you read it.

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  18. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    youre no jon lajoie ..its not funny
     
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  19. Father_Jack_Hackett

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    The problem with this country is there are too many up their arse ****s like you in it.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Laugh at what? Only a ****ing ****** would find that funny. Aah, that explains why you find it funny.
     
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