...also, when confronted by neds, keep your movement to a minimum. The keen eyesight of a ned is triggered by movement because they automatically think you're going for a "chib" (summat to stab/hit them with). ...additionally, never say "Please", "Thank you", and most especially "You're welcome". These are signs of weakness and they'll be over you like Spielbergs raptors. Instead, say "ya ****" (be careful of context though), "cheers" and "nae bother".
"Please Mr Polis man, but, but, by ra way ba ****k but, but, those nasty sheepies are kicking **** out of us. It's meant to be the other way round by ra way but, but, **** man " Bunch of ****in pussies Archer. Unless there are 10 of them and just you.