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Calling all Weegies

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...also, when confronted by neds, keep your movement to a minimum. The keen eyesight of a ned is triggered by movement because they automatically think you're going for a "chib" (summat to stab/hit them with).

    ...additionally, never say "Please", "Thank you", and most especially "You're welcome". These are signs of weakness and they'll be over you like Spielbergs raptors.

    Instead, say "ya ****" (be careful of context though), "cheers" and "nae bother". <ok>
     
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    Gambol, Aug 20, 2015
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  2. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    "Please Mr Polis man, but, but, by ra way ba ****k but, but, those nasty sheepies are kicking **** out of us. It's meant to be the other way round by ra way but, but, **** man <wah><wah><wah><wah>"

    Bunch of ****in pussies Archer. Unless there are 10 of them and just you.
     
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    ERINBLACK, Aug 20, 2015
  3. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    There will be half a million of them and just him ya daft ****<doh>
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 20, 2015
  4. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Gone over your head like a helicopter you daft **** :emoticon-0173-middl
     
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    ERINBLACK, Aug 20, 2015
  5. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <rofl> **** fell fer it.

    You're gittin stabbed ya plamf
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 20, 2015
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  6. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    S' alright. I'll be bleeding on your sofa son.
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 20, 2015
  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Aye about that,

    It's on the pavement waiting for council uplift so when is this concert?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 20, 2015
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    On TV tonight the Glasgow version of "Who do You think you are", "Who the **** do You think you are"
     
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    DevAdvocate, Aug 20, 2015
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  9. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What channel, m8?
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 20, 2015
  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Davie?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 20, 2015

  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Bravado?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Aug 20, 2015
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  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    If you are staying at the Radisson give me a shout at lunchtime and I'll meet you for a coffee <ok>
     
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