Calling all Weegies

Help needed. Any of you ****s familiar with the Glasgow Clyde Auditorium? The Killer (Let's hear it for Gerry Lee) is playing two UK gigs next month, if he's not brown bread before he gets here. The one in London is sold out but there are still tickets available in Glasgow. No surprise given the eye watering cost and yer average Scotchman's notorious reluctance to part with his dough; but my question is this; anyone ever watched a concert from The Gallery at this venue? Or should I cough up an extra tenner for the Rear Circle?

Cheapest tickets are £50 btw, which for a living (just about) legend maybe isn't that bad.

 

I was in it a couple of months ago for Lynyrd Skynyrd. The gallery is fine mate. The Armadillo, as it's called is a good gig. Get yer tickets and you won't be disappointed.

 

Gawn yersel Archers.

Head across the river to Ibrox and catch a game as the gallant Rangers continue to show the Jocks how to play football the proper way or if you fancy raping some kids, head along to the Fritzl-platz and watch FC BHEAST cheat their way to another win thanks to a compliant SFA controlled by head ***** Peter LIESWELL!!

Unless they are away on the tour of Japan!

 

you can sleep on my couch is you want mate.

 

I bet you wouldn't offer the same to gambol

 

Cheers lads. Tickets booked, now to order the Berlitz Language CDs and brush up on the old lingo.

 

*Auld

 

Aye, riite y'ar big man

 

Excellent venue, as far as I know most seats have a good view of the stage. Good sound too.

 

It's somewhere I've never been actually. Always fancied it though.

 

Is it the Armadillo we're talkin about here? Never been.

 

I've been in the stalls and the gods, both very good.

 

I know a song about that venue.


Is This The Way To Armadillo

And there's more...........................

 

It does seem to be the go to venue for Southern ****** hating baptists

 

Whatever you do, you're gonny get stabbed...

 

I shouldny laff, he probably will.

 

Trev will defo stab him. With his love dagger right up the hootchy

 

Any slag tries it, they're getting a kicking.

 

Double ****ing portions.

 

The glesga send aff...