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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    How do you make sausage meat? Tell them both to right swipe on tindr.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 17, 2015
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Only had about an hour in there last night. I wish the ****er had sky in it. The Grange is alright, but the crack isn't the same.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 18, 2015
  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    <yikes> onto the hard stuff eh?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Aug 18, 2015
  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The only thing that's not predictable there is that greez didn't post it first <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 18, 2015
  5. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    Couldn't you just go in the beer garden? <whistle>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 18, 2015
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Good Christ <doh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 18, 2015

  7. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    It certainly doesn't have Virgin in there :bandit:
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Aug 18, 2015
  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell. Look; here's a barrel. Get it scraped. Oh wait................................
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 18, 2015
  9. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Posted without a hint of irony..........
     
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    Tobes, Aug 18, 2015
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    A day at the cheese;
    Necrobestiality.
    Refrigerator.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 18, 2015
  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Correct <ok>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 18, 2015
  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I watched the match last Monday with a BS. He;d had a call from the bloke who was seeing Fiona. A mate of his offered him work in Albania, I said I knew what was coming next - he got a good hiding. This was indeed confirmed. I texted Fiona to tell her not to fall for any sob stories. She hadn't heard about it. In other news, she may drive over to North Yorkshire on Saturday <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 20, 2015
  13. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Seriously mate, you need to give her the swerve.

    Re-read the 3 highlighted pieces of text there lad.

    However tasty her arse, a sniff of it could leave you in traction and minus a local.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 20, 2015
  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    He got a good hiding from ALBANIANS for shouting his gob off over there <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 20, 2015
  15. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Oh right <laugh>

    In that case, as you were.

    Smash the life out of it lid <laugh>
     
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    Tobes, Aug 20, 2015
  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Has he blocked Fiona on Facebook?? <laugh>

    I added Denice, we arranged to meet up tomorrow for a bit of hanky panky in a refrigerator
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Aug 20, 2015
  17. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Her Rotweiller will be licking your balls while your back scuttling it <laugh>
     
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    Tobes, Aug 20, 2015
  18. saintanton

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    I can't keep up with this. Fiona has a husband and a bit on the side already?
    Defo wouldn't touch it in that case.
     
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    saintanton, Aug 20, 2015
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  19. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    I think it's past tense mate, i.e. she had a bit of cheeky cock on the side, but is now lining up RHC to be her new side line.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 20, 2015
  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    So if he's not sloppy seconds he's got to be threadbare thirds
     
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    FedLadSonOfAnfield, Aug 20, 2015
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