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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Commachio, Aug 18, 2015.

  1. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    On a web page, find the link, just as you press th
    Your wasps have teeth? <yikes>
     
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  2. Aussie blackcat85

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    No pops but you know when you've been bitten, plus you look like you've taken a rd with Ronda Rousey :emoticon-0146-punch
     
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  3. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Some evil wildlife over there mate. Don`t like the sound of them at all.
     
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  4. Disco down under

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    I heard about these tuna that hunt lions on terra ferma mate... They constructed breathing apparatus from kelp or something. It wasn't enough to trap much oxygen but an hour, an hour 45... No problem.

    The world is a changing place. We're either the tuna or the lion.
     
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  5. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Just working your way through all the films now mate?
     
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  6. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Bloody hell! Just logged into the twilight zone again.

    Bloody phone keeps switching alternative dimensions on me!
     
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  7. Aussie blackcat85

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    Thailand.. Indonesia
     
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  8. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    It's how I make sense of the crazy world we live in.
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Take these wise words of wisdom from me mate, they'll keep you in good stead for the future...

    Buy accommodation that does not have an attic. <ok>
     
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    i saw a clip of that the other night, some funny stuff in there.......

    "aim for the bushes".....daft
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That spider is probably gonna cost me about £10,000 for an attic conversion. I will have to make that room completely inhospitable to all forms of evil attic creatures.

    I heard from one guy, that bats live in attics.

    ****ing Bats!

    BATS!!!

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  12. grandpops

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    Once you`ve got them you got to keep them.

    Can`t get rid. Prospected species.
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Yeah but these 'protectors' can't stop you buying a hawk... nom nom nom!
     
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  14. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    The bats will wait till it`s dark then knack it.

    Then they`ll be waiting for you. <monster>
     
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  15. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    We had them in our last house. They seem to be able to get through a hole 2-3 mil across! Never knew how they were getting in.
     
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  16. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Mate of mine got pipistrelles in his garage. The pest control chappie said he wasn`t allowed to do anything and my mate would cop a massive fine if he did anything himself.

    The bloke said just to wait it out and they would clear off themselves. In a couple of months they just packed their little bags and off they went. Apart from a bit of guano that was it.
     
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  17. Billy Death

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    If bats like living in attics how do they know when it gets dark?

    And moths. If they love light some much why do the bastard only come out at night?
     
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  18. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    That's very true. Over about 5 or 6 years, they kept skipping between ours and next door. The lass was a member of the Bat Society (yes there really is one), and was really upset when they moved next door to us the first time!
     
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  19. Tel (they/them)

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    They leave one at the door, on watch.

    How comes bats are protected anyway, there seems to be ****ing billions of them knocking about. Makes about as much sense as protecting pigeons.
     
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  20. Commachio

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    Threads that go better than you think they would......

    i toiughtt 5-6 replies not 5-6 page responses

    ****ing strange bunch.
     
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