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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    I'll be sure to keep you posted :angel:<laugh>
     
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  2. Exactly. And as Tobes said, her mate doesn't want to let slip she spoke to you either. Therefore, remove all evidence.
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Absolutely. I've got standards (Disclaimer: only when looking for relationshipable women... if it's just a casual thing who cares)
     
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  4. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Ever had sex with a woman who is lesbian before?.
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    With one who thought she might be
     
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  6. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    Lesbians don't tend to take a cock mate.

    I think you mean bi-sexuals.

    I know a few women who've turned into rug munchers like.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    three things.

    1. women who think they can only cum from clitoral stimulation... avoid

    2. women who need penetration <ok>

    3. women who like all holes penetrated <party>

    you'll find most who are not sure if they are lesbos are in camp one.
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    the one i banged was deffo bi, she had a bessie mate with beautiful norks who i think she was in love with but who was straight as a roman road
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Maybe she just isn't letting you know.
     
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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    I know a woman who uses vabrator if the boyfriend is not around, but will never consider anoher man.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I work with a few buy sexuals: That get aroused by shopping.
     
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah an ex of mine is now a full on card carrying lesbian. I may have sent her down that path who knows. <laugh>
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Did you used to stick your cock and balls between your thighs and prance around the room like a floosey shouting 'I've got a noner'

    Yeah that'll turn em
     
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  14. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    she's a fool then, her vibrator can't take her out for a meal and a few drinks before doing the deed.
     
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  15. Tobes

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    My mates Mrs ran off with another bird, ****ing destroyed him.
     
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  16. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    luv are you not performing?.<laugh>
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Yeah can see how being the one that turned her could be a potential psychological nightmare on top of the fact she's left him anyway
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <applause>
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    this was around the time the sheep started giving him funny looks
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    yeah i can see that.

    but then... in the past... people were sort of forced to conform so living a lie is also bad so i guess its never good but one would hope a rarity in this day and age.

    no man would like it.
     
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