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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. saintanton

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    Depends on where you ended up on Friday night.

    P.S. Just for me, please say arse and not ass. :)
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Blimey how desperate would you need to be to visit that website <yikes>
     
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  3. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I changed to super Saturday in my edit <ok>

    and ill try but bare with me on it <whistle>
     
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  4. Tobes

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    You'd want my advice really Clarence, I'd give you some top advice about your boyfriend troubles <ok>
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Plenty of real life experience in that area have you?
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Throbbing Thursday??
     
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  7. Tobes

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    You see you're already wanting me to advise you. Knew it <laugh>
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    ahhhhhh... yes... the childless.

    anyone on a sunday evening depressed about work doesn't have kids to escape.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    Oh yeah mate the Sunday blues felt so much better when I had screaming kids running round the place as a distraction....

    I'd give anything for a return to the Sunday afternoons of fights, tantrums and them being a general pain in the arse - as opposed to a double bill of Sunday footie surrounded by nothing but peace and quiet and a decent bottle of red for company <laugh>
     
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  10. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    monday and peace in the office.... nuthn better.
     
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  11. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Nah, the blonde one was broadcasting every sordid detail of her sluttery to her mates so loud one night it was like a ****ing tannoy, I couldn't fail to hear it sat with my own mate across on the other side of the room

    Her mate did then confirm that there would be a second bout of sluttery, although she obviously didn't know that I had twigged what her 'meeting up with' the random bloke would entail as the bruising I mentioned was put down to her 'falling over' *nudge nudge*

    I don't see how I've ****ed her off. If she's off banging randoms then what does she ****ing expect??
     
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  12. Tobes

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    The only reason you know she's still banging the random (after having non-belly slapping 'dates' with you) is thanks to her best mate <doh>
     
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  13. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    No it's not!! <laugh> I ****ing overheard her going on about the encounter(s) so twigged it myself without being told directly

    But having read back, you're right about 'still' seeing, sos lad

    But yeah, that was what tipped me over the edge, ****ed if I'm being turned into some sexless gay male girlfriend by her and I don't want ****ing sloppy seconds thank you very much so she built the sordid rod for her own back there
     
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  14. luvgonzo

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    Never a good thing. <laugh>
     
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  15. But does she know you overheard her? <whistle>
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    nah tobes...

    Red la has explained that the fit one was the one who told him about said knee knokcing so I think the fit one has decided he's too good to be mugged off by this slapper.

    ergo.. depending on what was said to slapper.. saying "thanks for saving me there2 to her fit friend... "want a coffee" might yield a result.
     
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  17. Tobes

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    The fit one obviously either fancied a bit of redlids cock or she didn't like the idea of her bessie having 2 schlongs on the go at once #jealous

    Her mate has then obviously told her that redlid has ****ed her off bookface and the fit one has realised she might have dropped herself in it, and is making sure she's not seen as being 'close' to him on twatting social media
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Maybe.... but its the fit one he's after no?

    I've no issue with the fit one playing the game a bit to avoid getting the stalking herself.. give it 2 weeks and she'll beb all over him.
     
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    does she **** <laugh>
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    my advice:

    Be strong, fake caring, funny, witty, and showing your standards... and girls love the fact to mugged the other off for being a slag... shows standards.... and she'll spread faster than butter left out of the fridge all day.
     
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