They've been bastardised by the west. The original haiku had three lines but syllables meant nothing. Usually was just a short abstract poem with a subject an abstraction and a conclusion line. (if I recall correctly). So a real haiku would be something like: RHC, A small dwarf, rotund of belly, anally fixated. Admirer of Fiona. [Refrigerator] Nothing to do with 5-7-5. Just a short and to the point pretty poem.
You may have seen earlier that it is nine years today Dirk Kuyt joined Liverpool. Now, nobody would say he was the most talented player to appear for the Reds. But, just like with Utrecht, Feyenoord, Fenerbahce and Holland, the fans absolutely loved him. And when it came to big games, he was the man, scoring in every single round of the Champions League from qualifier through to final (including a winning penalty in a semi-final shoot-out), a goal in a League Cup final, a derby winner at both Anfield and Goodison, a hat-trick against Manchester United, as well as key goals at Arsenal and Chelsea. please log in to view this image Ladies and gentlemen, raise your glass to Dirik Kowt (as you should have been pronouncing his name all this time).
Oh and for the record necrobestiality is my new favourite word. I can't wait to use it often in casual conversation.
@moreinjuredthanowen - pull up a chair and let me buy you a bevvy lad, you're obviously in need of an ear today mate. As the most balanced poster on the board, I'm the man who can help here, free advice for all. Just ask redlid I've sorted him out a treat
....or from flapping around inside something that had been pierced at the weekend by a Shetland pony which could have left him emotionally destroyed with the sounds of massive fanny farts engrained in his head forevermore. Social worker me like.
for those who care...... Sky Sports have the U21 merseyside derby on tomorrow night. For those who won't get to see as they won't pay LFCTV for useless service..... here's a way to see what we have left at under age players.
