Here is one for starters...I hope they catch the twat and he gets anal bashed everyday. ****er was pushing a pushchair as well. Police are trying to find a man who was caught on CCTV allegedly causing £9,000 worth of damage to an Aston Martin by scratching it with keys. The suspect was captured on the car's dashboard camera approaching the luxury V8 Vantage as he pushed a baby in a pram in an east London supermarket car park. The Metropolitan Police, who released footage of the incident, said the man then took out a bunch of keys from his pocket and scraped them down the passenger's side of the car.
My boss finishing early whenever he wants to then not letting me get away 10 minutes early for a doctors appointment. Hypocritical tosser.
Push chair nicked and full of drugs? He needs to pay every penny for the cost of the repairs. More than likely £100 fine (payable at £1 per week out of his benefits) and community service. Wait for the cos I`m black innit card.
This could be a bloody long thread Most random things that piss me off are usually driving related, with a woman involved!! Why is it women spend all ****ing day looking in a mirror, but stick her behind the wheel and its like she's no idea what the hell its for!!
Most of mine are chav related. Foul language at 3 year olds who are just at the stage of picking up new words. Throwing rubbish on the ground when there`s a bin 2 feet away. Constant spitting. Thick ****ers who can barely think without moving their lips who are experts on everything.
My brother runs a fishing tackle shop. They have CCTV and someone broke in and stole over £500 of stuff. The robber, who was also someone who regularly frequents the shop (still) looked straight at the camera - my brother showed it to the police - it was an image as clear as the guitar on my profile pic - the police said "the image isn;t good enough quality - we don;t know that it's really him" - ****ing useless ****s as well! More like "too much paperwork" As for the OP video - it reminds me of the john travolta scene in pulp fiction where he said "Some ****er keyed it - you know what - it would've been worth the ****er keying it if I'd been there to catch him" (or words to that effect!)
When you peel the plastic film off the top of a microwave meal after it is cooked and all you do is peel off the 'frame' around it, leaving the entire meal still covered. You then have to use a combination of knife and fingers to remove it, burning a digit or two in the process!
the a$$holes in my street who: ...refuse to use their parking bays and park on the pavement instead ...slam doors in the apartment stairwell ...dump rubbish in the bin store despite the camp-ground being only two miles away ...buy a dog contrary to the lease terms and conditions the topic did petty things, didn't it?
When you order a chinky and you're looking forward to it, waiting all week and planning what you were gonna order from Monday morning. You double check with ya Mrs that she doesn't want anything then as soon as I take it out of the hands of the delivery bloke, it's... "Can I have a bowl" "Give me a rib" "You're such a selfish bastard" "Why did you order sweet and sour I don't like it".
In public toilets, scruffy bastards decide to purposely put **** on the toilet seat and wipe snots on the walls. Horrible bastards.
And I have to pretend I'm not bothered in the slightest, just to keep the peace! All my life I have despised anybody who removes an item of food from my dinner plate without even asking! People who would nick a chip from over my shoulder. I cant even stand it when people even ask! ITS MY DINNER FOR ****S SAKE! In all of my life I have never taken food off anybody elses plate, even when offered!
My wife always asks me if I want a bit of her food when we are eating out, I know it's only because she wants mine, cos she's ordered the wrong thing and hopes I'll be up for a swap.
