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Match Day Thread PL: Liverpool v AFC Bournemouth

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, Aug 11, 2015.

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What will the outcome of the fixture be?

  1. Liverpool win

    81.6%
  2. Draw

    7.9%
  3. Bournemouth win

    5.3%
  4. MITO is a c*nt!

    5.3%
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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Bad pictures!
     
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  2. I want the new thread so I can avoid that negative vibe :)
     
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  3. where the **** did that come from? <laugh>
     
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  4. Noblelox

    Noblelox Well-Known Member

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    Did Lallana use a saveaway to be a passenger at last night's game?

    I think Joe Allen has shared the dirt he has on Rodgers with Lallana, as he is getting on the teamsheet with no justification.
     
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  5. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    he is average..

    he also looks far to ****ing happy and grateful in that nivea add.

    FFS the other two throw water over him and then someone smacks him in the face with a ball... the ad even says nobody likes the little weedy ****er.

    he is in the ****ing way.. get him off the pitch
     
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  6. Jimmy Squarefoot

    Jimmy Squarefoot Well-Known Member

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    It was funny when he was caught on the ball and the crowd tried to warn him.
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I told my mate as we watched...

    wait for it wait for it......

    lallana then got out wide and turned back and when his marker didn't follow did his little trade mark... cryuff turn...

    of course it went nowhere but i told my mate... 25mil right there.

    even stood up and applauded sarcastically.

    This just is just so average.
     
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  8. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Average anecdote

    25sec right there

    <applause> #sarcasm
     
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  9. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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  10. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    I'd dye my pubes violet using sulphuric acid if Linda wanted it so.
     
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  11. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Looked like he'd bought her a decent pair of tits last night.

    (and I don't mean Balotelli and Lovren - boom tish)
     
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  12. Infidel

    Infidel Well-Known Member

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    Watched both your games out here live, and last night was another nightmare for the ref, you must not be looking forward to Monday night.
     
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  13. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Only a tactile inspection could tell. I think I'll volunteer.
     
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  14. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Oops, that's your reply, Tobes!
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    now it makes sense.

    ....

    neither of you are billionairs as billionaires don't use hair dye for their bints.

    they do buy them ta tas though.
     
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  16. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    I'm not. Plucky as Bournemouth were, and as dire as the linesman was over the goal, Arsenal will put us under a lot more pressure than that, and unless Coutinho can pull another wonder goal off again I can't see us creating too much if we leave Benny as isolated as we did at Stoke. Early days yet, but City look head and shoulders above everyone else. Pity, for as much as I don't mind Citeh I can't bear to see Lil' Rim doing well. ****.
     
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  17. astro

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    Elphick admitted using Lovren for leverage
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    city do but then they didn't get a real challenge :bandit:

    seriously though city did to cheslea what we did to city last year... the whole thing was just wrong for cheslea. mouronho didn't put mikel beside matics like he did v top 4 last year.. there was tonnes of space to let silva play in etc etc.

    Arsen don't look right either... some lads have thought they could walk this year and don't look to have realised they have to work or it. Coquelin comes to mind there
     
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  19. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    That has to be made up, you can't use blancmange for leverage <doh>
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    La la needs warming up first.

    please log in to view this image
     
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