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  1. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs
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    I'm 30 with an 11 year old wean :emoticon-0138-think
     
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  2. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Aye but am no shaggin you
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 17, 2015
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    A flatmate and she has a ten yr old?

    You sure she wasn't a hooker Trevor? <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 17, 2015
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ...and ye canny start a Dear Penthouse without finishing it <grr>
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    My daughter is 15 ffs.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 17, 2015
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ffs = **** for sale
     
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    When's her birthday?

    Re your other comment. It's no really her flat mate. They're mad gadgies who just walk in and oot of each other's hooses
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 17, 2015
  8. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Senga cried as Trevor milked coon in club <laugh>
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 17, 2015
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  9. Ciaran

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    No concern of yours.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 17, 2015
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    Well I'll keep a note anyway and be sure to bump this in a few years time <ok>
     
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  11. Mick

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    *few months time.
     
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    Mick, Aug 17, 2015
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    <laugh> mick likes them young. His wife is 14 years older than his oldest kid ffs
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 17, 2015
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  13. Ciaran

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    I think Mick first banged his wife when she was underage in a mobile chippy if my memory serves me <laugh>
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 17, 2015
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  14. Mick

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    No I first banged her in a bed you fiends. Then in a mobile chippy.
     
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    Mick, Aug 17, 2015
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He hit her over the heid with his club foot. It's called rape in this country but in Oirland it's called opportunity.
     
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  16. Ciaran

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    Half my daughtersmates on Facebook are 16-18 :bandit:
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Share some pics then.
     
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  18. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    God forgive me.

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    One on the left is half Paki. Theres far better that was a quick snatch and grab.
     
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    Both needing a ****e?
     
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  20. Ciaran

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    Right on my chest.
     
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    Ciaran, Aug 17, 2015
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