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Match Day Thread 2015/16 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    saint would. He loathes it even more than me. I'm just about to wade into some other ****er for spelling 'defence' in the yank way <grr>
     
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    Apparently ladybug romps can last two hours.. 4 times as long as the average human encounter <laugh>

    #dirtybatards
     
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    They certainly are not ladies, have you seen how promiscuous they are!
     
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  4. Super G Ted'inho

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    My late Nan called ladybirds 'ladycows' for some reason bless her <laugh>
     
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  5. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Thats because all nans are mad in a great way.

    PS you can tell its a quiet work day.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Insects. NOT ****ing bugs. That's yank ****e as well <doh>
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    30min average for human? You lot must be bringin the average down because I'm up there with the ladybug timeframe :bandit:
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Bugs... Same thing
     
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  9. Magic Ted

    Magic Ted Talulah

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    Is that because you spend 1 hour and 55 mins trying to get it up? :bandit:
     
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    Yeah I don't think spending 2 hours watching Brazillian fart porn counts <whistle>
     
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    He's got it down to 1 hr 10 minutes with a cock pump :bandit:
     
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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    The first hour and half of sleep counts if you're still touching them in some way right?
     
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    I've sussed it, you start the clock from when you start begging her for some <laugh>
     
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  14. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Not had any complaints yet.... Although the woman did seem a bit plasticy...
     
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  15. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Start the clock when you enter the house, end it when you leave <ok>
     
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    No complaints, even when you bring the goods round the tradesman's enterance? Nice
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    and to think.....

    this is all cos my samsung phone (korean) using google android (american crap) auto corrected thai ladyboy when i described the anfield crowd in jest to thai ladybugs.

    we do have fulfilling lives doen't we.

    and we prob all got paid while to figured this out..
     
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