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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Aug 17, 2015.

  1. Null

    Null Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Null, Aug 17, 2015
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    "...drink all the booze and **** on my furniture..."
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    What's 2 foot long and can snap a ****?

    A selfie stick.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    A senior policeman in China has been suspended from his job after being caught masturbating and smoking joints in his office.

    No name was given but he was a high ****ing officer.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    'Our Cilla' has died and gone to heaven so she's "God's Cilla" now.

    So expect her to be attacking Tokyo in a few weeks.
     
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    EDGE., Aug 17, 2015
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  6. Nathan Barley

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    Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of passive aggressive fight club , it's fine.


    The best thing about people using alcohol gel in hospitals isn't the hygeine , it's that everyone looks like they are hatching a dastardly plan. <laugh>
     
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    Nathan Barley, Aug 17, 2015

  7. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    I think it looks like they're washing their hands if I'm being totally honest.
     
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