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The wheels on the ChavBus....

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Aug 2, 2015.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Even the Chavs are wishing they didn't sign Fabregas now

    Fabregas was piss poor against City today, he offered nothing going forward and gave no shielding to the defence either. He's looked like a passenger since the middle of last season.

    It's been suggested that Fabregas is already past his peak, although he's only 28, the amount of football he's played starting out at Arsenal when he was 16 has meant that his best days are already behind him.

    People slated Wenger for not buying him back, but he rightly said that we have Ozil in that position now. There is no way that we would swap Fabregas for the player that even Maureen admits is the world's best no10
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Fabregas was always going to struggle once his eyebrows began to meet and lunar events took their toll on his lycanthropy. I hear Jose has to check it's not full moon before he selects him to play.

    His only natural enemy on the pitch is 'theamor sanguinis' or 'vampyre' more commonly known as Luis Suarez. It's no surprise Jose chose to bring in Cesc after Suarez had left.

    There is also the more common threat from silver bullets. Officials at stamford bridge were concerned that Fabregas had been targeted by assassins firing these silver bullets -having seen him collapse to the ground so often, but thankfully these proved to be false alarms.
     
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    That's actually very funny :0
     
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  4. Stan

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    The last match Chelsea won in 90 minutes was against Sydney FC.

    Since then they have played 7 and won 0.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wow, that is a damning statistic. Looks like we dodged a (silver) bullet by passing up the opportunity to re-sign Fabregas.
     
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  7. BobbyD

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    Of course sign up fabregas for 1 title or sign up ozil for 2 fa cups.

    We know wenger likes to be the fa cup record holder
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    Didn't he get more assists in the first half of last season than Wilshere has in his whole career or something?
     
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    Has wilshere played 38 games in his career yet? Can't be many more tbh
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Wilshere has spent most of his career injured. But when he does play his passing stats are right up there.
     
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    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    When I play my passing stats are right up there, what's your point? :bandit:
     
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  12. BobbyD

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    I heard Denilsons passing stats were up there too! Where are wilshits assists and goals?
     
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  13. Stan

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    CFC found!

    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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  15. Gone. Forever.
     
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  16. UnitedinRed

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    No return for a third time?
     
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