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How tall are you?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Yurilly, Jul 15, 2011.

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How tallare you?

  1. 5'4 and below (Midget)

  2. 5'5 - 5'8 (Manlet)

  3. 5'9 - 6'0 (Manverage)

  4. 6'1 - 6'4 (Malpha)

  5. 6'5 and over (Manmoore)

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  1. Yurilly

    Yurilly Well-Known Member

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    Real men are at least 6'2. Tall men are a sign of leadership, power and influence amongst other things. Being tall means you stand above most people and look down at them, a sign of dominance. Women are always attracted to tall men who also tend to have better job opportunities, live longer and are naturally stronger and have larger features. So in essence tall men are genetically superior.

    The world average male is 5'10 and the UK average male is 5'9. So let's be honest if you are 5'8 or below you are officially a manlet so you might as well top yourself or go and join one of those oriental circus acts.
     
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  2. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    small men are of no use to anyone
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I'm 6'3. But there's no point being tall if you're a lanky streak of piss. Fortunately I am not. You'd be better being 5'10 and stocky than 6'4 and scrawny.
     
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  4. Bullet tooth Tony

    Bullet tooth Tony Well-Known Member

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  5. PompeyLapras

    PompeyLapras Well-Known Member

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    Ha, I'm liking the names in the brackets. Amusing.
     
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  6. Billy Death

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    1' 1" but got a 9" cock & an extra long tongue I can lick my eyebrows with.
     
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  7. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    Bollocks. I'm 6'1'', but I know short lads who have floored lads twice my size and built like brick ****houses.
     
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  8. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    That's what you think

    Us small men always end up in charge of countries and have lots of women, such as myself, Hitler, Napoleon, Stalin and Kim Jong
     
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  9. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    im not talking in terms of fighting. i was thinking something like bernie and slavica ecclestone, every photo of them looks ****ing ridiculous. i bet the poor woman got tired of looking down all the time.
     
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  10. Master Betty

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  11. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    I'm 6'10 so usually get funny looks whenever I'm out for being freakishly tall
     
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  12. jenthesaint1990

    jenthesaint1990 Well-Known Member

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    those are his daughters...

    and anyway i pitied her not him. i bet she's got neck ache.
     
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  13. Master Betty

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    I'm a lanky streak of piss.. 6'3"
     
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  15. Walsall Aces

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    Around 5'10, but I'm only 16 so growth is still happening.

    I'm gonna be like Wladimir Klitschko when I hit my 20's.
     
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  16. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    You crazy Brits and your archaic measuring system. What's that in metric?
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

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    6'3 = 190cm <ok>
     
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  18. Jager

    Jager Well-Known Member

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    I'm 210cm tall, the family call me shorty as I am the smallest of the lot ;)
     
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  19. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    6 foot 2 and 16/15ths
     
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  20. PointyBirds

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    I'm 5'8'' but I'm much more handsome than most people.
     
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