If the manager catches you eating your own food in here you will be barred. As the duty chef I can understand why you would want to. I can't cook to save my life and have no hygiene qualifications, you should see what I use to put the holes in the doughnuts!
If you employ a chef named Garlic Bread then the menu is bound to have a lot of garlic/bread based dishes, the clue is in the name.
I thought that bird who was on last and did the full strip was a bit rough, especially when she rammed that sex toy up her backside. Think her name was Fiona and she said she was from Warrington. What did everyone else think of her?
She was asking after some bloke whose name she could not remember, but she said he is good fun and falls over a lot, even when sober. Suggested to her it could be Wobbly Bob, but that name did not ring any bells with her. Anyone any ideas, if you know who it is she asked for contact details to be emailed to her. Her email address is [email protected]
Let's have a feckin lock in On a gin and tonic right now Gots me a few brews for after Shame there's no decent footeh on
What would bat man drink lads. I dunno if he really would be a champagne and caviar kind of guy once he's stopped pretending to be a socialite. I reckon he hits the hard stuff meself.
Yeah the yank would have him on jack Daniels. .. They've no class. I reckon he'd be a man for sipping on a more refined mash.
