Off Topic NEW GAME SIGNUP

We all know Nob won't vote until the last second

 

This game is now as entertaining as Newcastles attacking ability

 

With Nolberto in the Mitrovic role - turning up late and about to be sent off

 

Like me ..He doesn't understand the rules of the game either

 

Sorry ladies, I'm watching the Rugby. Give me a few minutes to catch up.

 

@BobbyD where the **** are you?

 

I promise you, he is absolutely not in the oven marinading nicely!

 

After what he said about us Jacks, given the chance I'll gut him slowly if SK

 

Nightfallllll

 

To be fair, there's a couple of your posters make me think he might have a point Still, at least Daiswanhunter or whatever he was called isn't around anymore. Did he get grounded for staying up too late?

 

Dai is now Monk's hero, the one who posted 'owned'.

 

That makes sense

 

He sure as hell doesn't at times

 

Don't you find that nightfall always makes you sweat nervously?


At least that's what Bobby says, but then I have just turned him up to Gas mark 5

 

I'm off to se the Sunderland board to cheer myself up!!

 

Will it work??

 

THE REEDBACKWEEDS HERALD
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It turns out Mr B J Worthy was right, the end is indeed nigh. RIP you crazy bastard. Last non-comatosed townie, Heywood Jablome (Bobby D, innocent), encountered brutal sexual teasing and ultimate lynching at the hands of Sir Jack Goff and Mr Chu Kok. After buttering themselves and appealing to his sensual lust by being two of the biggest cock teases the world has seen since the late great Annabelle Von Scheide, they lure Mr Jablome into the Reedbackweeds Trade Centre, and exchanged things that you can't get on the stock market. Having invested bountifully all over Heywood, they ironically beat him to death with Mr Kok's stocks (of raw untamed Reedbackweeds mountain salmon. The stuff of legend, pick it up at a local supermarket near you. Mmmmm Reedbackweeds mountain salmon, the fish for men who can't get laid. Mmmmm Reedbackweeds mountain salmon, the number one salmon of choice across the 3rd world, if they could afford it. Reedbackweeds mountain salmon proudly sponsors this post).

Having run out of victims, Mr Chu Kok and Sir Jack Goff were feeling a little down until they decided to visit the scientific laboratory on the outskirts of town. There they found a room marked 'Cryogenics' and inside were the three missing townspeople; Mr Ivanovitch Miveiner, Mr Alex Hole and Mr O Chi Hymen. From notes lying around the room the mad doc was able to work out that these three had agreed to take part in an experiment to prolong life. All three had been cryogenically frozen, remaining totally unaware of all the heartache that had befallen the town. Mr Chu Kok and Sir Jack Goff decided to remove all three cryogenic chambers and place them on a huge bonfire in the town square, looking forward to hearing the agonised screams of their victims being burned alive. To their disappointment, the victims didn't even notice.

Once the bonfire had died down, and the toasted marshmallows and beer had run out, Chu Kok and Jack Goff used the remaining embers of the fire to burn all of the buildings in the town, reducing it to a stinking, run down slum. "We need a new town' said Jack Goff. Chu Kok sighed. He took out his lucky coin and placed it on the town well and smiled - thinking of all the times it had helped him. "You're right" said Chu Kok. "Time for a new challenge." With that they left town and took a flight to Toffee Toon Island, where they had used their ill-gotten gains to buy themselves a love nest.

Many, many years later, town planners from the nearby village of Sunderland discovered the stinking remains of Reedbackweeds and immediately realised that this was exactly the place they had been looking for to place the undesirables from their expanding village. "But what will we call it?" asked one. REEDBACKWEEDS MOUNTAIN SALMON. His colleague noticed Chu Kok's lucky coin still resting on the well after all these years. "I know" he said. "We'll call it Pennywell."

 

Game ends guys, Evil wins. Congrats Tobes and Nev!

Shame on the rest of you. REEDBACKWEEDS MOUNTAIN SALMON.