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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Solsec, Aug 15, 2015.

  1. Solsec

    Solsec Active Member

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    Thought I'd cheer everyone up with these cracking true observations about Sunderland so far this season........

    Sure the journos will hammer us, but how many will be brave enough to report on these facts?!

    • 'Biting at the heals of the big boys, Sunderland are level on points with Arsenal and now only one point behind current champions Chelsea.'
    • 'A huge improvement on previous seasons, Sunderland find themselves only 4 points behind an automatic Champions League spot.'
    • 'Clinical Sunderland maintain their ruthless streak this season having scored in every Premier League game this season.'
    • 'Battling on all fronts, the Wearsiders continue to compete for three trophies this season.'
    • 'A core reason behind Sunderland's success this season is their vastly improved disciplinary record. Not a single Sunderland player has seen red this season.'
    • 'Sunderland have three hitmen within only two goals of the league's top goal scorer Mahrez.'
    • 'Sunderland have one of the most lethal goalscorers in Europe this season with the electric Watmore. In his break through PL season the young winger is averaging an astonishing one goal in 20 mins.'
    Dry those tears lads......mop em up.:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    SC SAFC Well-Known Member

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  3. Solsec

    Solsec Active Member

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    It's all totally true!
     
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  4. smithy in nl

    smithy in nl Well-Known Member

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  5. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Bit too early for me!
     
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  6. 13thtop

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    That's the spirit
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <laugh>

    I like it.
     
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  8. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    Made me laugh mate <ok> this from some article or did you just come up with it? If so, topper work, you should post more <laugh>
     
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  9. Solsec

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    Ha, no I'm in marketing & PR. It's the kind of crap I come up with for clients!

    I read the forum most days. I was very active on the original 606, but not on here for some reason. I reckon I'm just too busy these days. I should be more active. Cheers!
     
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  10. LAMackem

    LAMackem Well-Known Member

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    Great post! Love the humor....
     
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  11. Blind Corner

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    Marketing and PR, in other words another ****ing parasite contributing nothing productive towards society.
     
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  12. concrete tony

    concrete tony Well-Known Member

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    I remember you from 606! Great post mate. Stopped me raging for a minute although it's welling up again now aaarrrrggghhhhh!!!!!
     
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    We're gunna win the league <diva>
     
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    Deleted # Well-Known Member

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    No need at all for that comment.
     
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  15. David Moyes' Stupid Face

    David Moyes' Stupid Face Well-Known Member

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    Agreed. We all have to make a living somehow.
     
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    I'll respect anybody that works and have sympathy for anybody unable to work, regardless of job and pay, because there's a lot of people out there who just point blank make excuses and refuse to do an honest days work.
     
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  17. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Any chance you can sell the club to some decent players?
     
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  18. Solsec

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    We must have met before!

    Nice try, although I'm not the type to have my buttons pressed......especially on a forum. You are welcome to try from time to time though. Best of luck.
     
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  19. Solsec

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    Many people in PR are fairly parasitic but if it makes people feel any better, I use my powers for good.........like stuff to help people. I do turn down clients I consider non-ethical.

    Maybe my pic gets up people's noses somehow. I look like a smug git don't I? It's bad PR isn't it. Anyway, the pic is actually me being dry and ironic for a friend since I'm known as a shirt kind of bloke and I hate champagne. To be honest though I think I share Smug's ability not to concerned by how other people see me.
     
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  20. Solsec

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    Can't be done.
     
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