Don't start all that again! Those in the know on this site know that I do what I do for the banter. Nothing is left to chance, and I don't make mistakes. If I appear to make mistakes, they are made for a reason. Always look for the reason, and you will find the wum. **** me! Not only am I a Master-Wumster, but I'm even beginning to sound the part, too! I continually surprise myself, these days!
Lets deal with greater London first eh? Far to many teams, the vast majority of which have no reason to exist. A few mergers should get the ball rolling. Arsenal Hotspurs, Chelsea Park Rangers, West Hammered Milwall and AFC Watford. Theres no need to have one team for each resident of greater London. I like the example The City of London has set.
Of course I understand English geography. I just don't get my knickers in a twist about it like you do.
I look at a map. It's not in the South, it's not in the Midlands and it's on the East coast. Do we really need to go through all this again? There is more than one way to define the North-East just as some people would include Watford as being part of London and some wouldn't. The difference is I don't burst into tears if someone else has a different opinion to me.
