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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah. Loads of spunk filled arseholes <yikes>
     
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  2. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Predictable
     
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  3. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Sound just what you want rhc. ....

    Can't deny it.
     
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  4. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Had a beetroot curry on the veggie menu. As curry is just rubbish ingredients disguised with lots of hot spices does it matter what it is based on! Can't stand the stuff myself.

    How about baked badger for RHC, With a L'escargot starter, served by a topless German Granny
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There are far better alcoholic beverages emanating from Islay <ok>
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Lock in and early doors from 9am
     
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  7. Tobes

    Tobes Warden
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    Her duds would dangle in the rice mate
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Puffer fish?
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Provided it's Fiona's arschloch and my spunk <ok>
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Selling this in ASDA, worth a try.........

    please log in to view this image
     
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  11. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    :kiss::laugh:Any one aware of any drink that can improve "libido"?. Customers keep asking.<laugh>
     
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  12. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    We have lots of drinks that make women look more attractive than they actually are, but none that aid performance
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I can exclusively reveal that drinking 10 cans of red bull will make you perform for hours but it is impossible to do two things.

    1. pee

    2. cum.

    both seem impossible.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    No but wedding cake is known to lower women's libido.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've successfully gone my entire life never having drank an "energy drink". Don't plan to start.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    wise man..

    I have not touched them in 6/7 years

    very bad..

    It is true though. I did this at a christmas party... serious session after it..... no way could i jizz
     
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  17. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    How long is wedding cake kept for?.One night in heaven not too long .<party>
     
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  18. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Fishday isn't it?? /Got some sweet cure hickory smoked mackerel in for lunch
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Traditional fish and chips day <ok>
     
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  20. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Had my smoked mackerel with a chilli tomato sauce on toast <ok>
     
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