Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

No it means he's not really sure how to react. Well that's my understanding of the term. I may be wrong. Wouldn't be the first time. Used to think mahogany was the 31st December.

 

By the way I think it's nonplussed

 

It actually means staying with the same sexual partner during a relationship.

 

I think you should go drink a pint of yer own jizz.

 

No that's a ****y bitch you're thinking of

 

Because it's hard?

 

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What's your view of Celtic's move for Scott Allan?

• He'll never go there - he's a Rangers man -
  41%
  
  
• It's a great move - it would sicken Rangers -
  21%
  
  
• It's a good move, he's a quality player and would fit right into Ronny Deila's team -
  11%
  
  
• But I thought that John Collins said that Scottish players weren't quick or clever enough? -
  11%
  
  
• It's all talk and funny how this has come out after Celtic's draw with Killie -
  8%
  
  
• Hibs should stick to their guns and keep him for the season -
  8%
  

 

Absolutely incandescent with pure rage

SPLENDEID

 

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I heard Dylan mcgeoch was better

 

To be fair I heard the wee turncoat **** has jist wan them ra league so he has

 

Aye the reserve wan

 

He was overhead to say " I just want to sign for a team who can guarantee my wages at the end of each month"

Hard to argue with that. He has proved one thing, he is anything but stupid ...you know that feeling that you get goin to the bank on payday? imagine every time you went you had to worry if Mr King had put yer reddies in the bank

Aldo, even YOU would sign for us!

 

I don't ever go into the bank on payday. Are you from the 80s?

 

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Actually Audrey I would sign for Celtic in a heartbeat if I was a young player.They pay the best wages in Scotland and at the end of the day you go to work for the wage.

Mind you I would probably have the good sense not to be all over the papers telling everybody how much I always wanted to play for Rangers before then signing for Celtic. That's because Scotland is full of pure numpties like you that wear Rangers tops. So Allan is in for some amount of hassle. Lets hope his wages are worth it.

 

rip

 

He has a post office account that his Invalidity gets paid straight into.