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Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Medro, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

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    Do you gargle it or just gulp it down ?
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

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    Depends on my mood
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Medical at Parkhead.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Euphemism for finger up the bum^
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Aug 14, 2015
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  5. Bill The Bob

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    Undergoing a medical. Sign of the times when a hun would rather sign for the taigs rather than the bears. In other words, huns are ****e and even lifelong fans don't want to sign for them.
     
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  6. Nathan Barley

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    I'm quite intrigued to give it a go but i don't think i would be able to do it without gagging.
    The same with Tequila.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

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    Sometimes I swirl it around and press it through the gaps in my teeth, helps with toothache and give you salty fresh breath.
     
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  8. DevAdvocate

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    Break yourself in gently, have a wee lick of your next load <ok>
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Och well all the best tims have been Huns.
     
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  10. Nathan Barley

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    I certainly will.
     
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  11. Bill The Bob

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    Ex-huns. Once they sign for Celtic they relinquish all links to Proddyism.
     
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    Jock, Kenny, Danny, Paul Lambert to name but a few.
     
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    Beel bot ^^^^
     
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  14. Girvan Loyal 1690

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    Scott brown is the biggest prick in world football. Imagine having to play beside that walloper. That's if he even gets a game.

    Beeling at this
     
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    He's going to sign the contract "FTP, BJK", take off his jacket, reveal his rangers top with 1690 on the back and bum stride across the carpet.
     
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  16. Bill The Bob

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    It's been five years since he turned you down and signed for the most successful team in Scotland. Let it go man, let it go.
     
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    Would be a brave man to show your bum anywhere near Parkhead, let alone bum striding across the carpet. He will be pounced upon and tampered with before the ink on the contract is even dry.
     
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    ^^^^
    Fuming
     
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  19. Bill The Bob

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    Why? Is Ricahrd Gough on the coaching staff at Celtic?
     
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    Not that I am aware of, why, did you hear that he was?
     
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