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  1. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I just liked his 'clothing'
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes> Seek ****ing help
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I don't know. There seems to be something umanly about powdering up, wearing skimpy clothing and then rubbing your body all over another powdered man in skimpy clothing whilst people look on and cheer.
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Is this a wrestling or gimp suit conversation...

    I just walked in here and feel like walking back out with my back to the wall as i go....
     
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  5. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Was looking for a picture of Macho Man Randy Savage and came across this video for the game Skyrim which I thought you might appreciate



    Apparently its a really good game, I bought it but then didnt have the time to dedicate to it

    RIP Randy Savage
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What the **** has this got to do with evil cats?
     
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  7. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Cats were largely worshiped in the ancient Egypt and regarded as "keepers of the underworld". Gnostic scriptures give account that these creatures have formidable humanoid-like and very powerful elemental (kind of animal soul). In modern times many people who live with and like to observe felines, know they actually have very sharp minds, cognitive intelligence and mainly very strong perception of the astral dimension.
    Though most people ignore or just mock metaphysics subjects, cats have something special and rare that make them powerful psychics. I've picked two impressive videos that might perfectly illustrate what I'm talking about

    The first is an old video but servers for the purpose as we see how the cat clearly imposes his mind will over TWO, not one but TWO alligators and scares them away. The second video shows a cat applying its psychic skills over an uneasy baby and quickly makes him/her sleep.
    Who knows what else they are capable for, mainly when people are not around and in what evolution phase they are?? Not talking about Darwinian evolution here. I'm talking about the kind of metaphysics evolution that drives creatures toward human existence.
     
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  8. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Dont exist, if they're evil youre failing your servant juties

    2 sexy vet ladies came out today to give mine her jabs
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Did they do anything with the cat though?
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I hope so for £ 48 bloody pound! <yikes>
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Put it down? :huh:
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I vomited reading this crap

    Cats are just ****s
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You're a cat?
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I kick cats.
     
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  15. Tobes

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    ****.

    If you kicked any of my cats, I'd smash your ****ing head in.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 14, 2015
    In MILK we trust and organic red like this.
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    My eldest daughter has 3 cats, not bothered one way or the other about them My wife is terrified of cats as is one of my brother in laws. He can't be in the same room as a cat without breaking into a sweat and shaking. He has 2 kids so is not scared of all pussies, just the ones with legs and tails
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I didn't have you down as a pussy fancier <whistle>

    (horrible little ****s <ok>)
     
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  18. Tobes

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    I've got 3 and 2 dogs now.
     
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  19. organic red

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    There are far,far to many cats about, decimating bird populations etc. and ****ting all over the place.

    Won't have people mistreating them though <ok>
     
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  20. Tobes

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    One of mine doesn't hunt at all, one is a bad birder though and she wears a bell collar (which I don't like but it reduces the kills) and the other one hunts rabbits ffs <yikes> Brings one home at least once a week, it's built like a ****ing Staffy <laugh>
     
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