Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Oh God. ....

No just can't be dealing with that....

 

She's bright enough to know not to jump in the sack with you straightaway though!

 

Bar to open 11 am and close 23:30.

Just ordered:

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The Landlord have just approved live music throughout the weekend. Lap dancers also in attendance.

 

What's happened to this place ffs?

Vegetarian food in a boozer!

Set of ****ing Marys

 

May as well not bother

 

After defacing the bar last week (by painting it blue). Keep your voice down.

 

I've installed red paint, ed pool table... lap dancers and a tap for calring.

I nearly fired garlic over the food but thought **** it... he'll come good like mario.

 

and when i said live i meant no playing of dead fell'as music.. the juke box has only got people who are actually alive on it.

excluding paul mcartney as i cannot stand his ****e. (greez puts on mull of kintyre all the time)

 

Jollof Rice for Mario.

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As Gerrez ate all the veggie stuff we have reverted to a traditional pub grub menu.

Place I was in yesterday for celebration meal for my youngest's A Level results had frog's legs available as a side order, I stuck to chips. They are a lot easier to catch with a fork.

 

whats for lunch today?

Its friday apparently there some tradition round here.....

 

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the tiny bit of green is off putting.

 

How can Mario keep fit after Jollof Rice with all those calories?.

 

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this was greez before.

greez after eating it

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doesn't need to mate.....

 

As it is Friday there will be a special fish option today for those who do not want meat, and like an exciting diet

I will be preparing it blindfold to add to the risk

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As the old Aussie **** himself would say "do you know what it is yet"

Those of you who have previously eaten my "fare" need not state the obvious "we never know what it is" comment.

 

Special invitation to next James Bond.

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David Oyelowo is the next 007

 

thats the fish that near killed homer simpson probably..

do a curry please.

nobody ever ****ing does a curry...

 

looks a bit slight of build

 

Whatever. ***en and Becker both have degrees in English Literature and as already posted, Skunk Baxter advises the yank government on missile defence