Off Topic The possibly completely boring MENS league of FF

Late but great. Welcome to the MENS league of Fantasy Football

i will get straight to the point in a manly style

the rules of mens league fantasy football

1. you do not talk about mens league of fantasy football, this is no place for idle gossip or chatty patty sh!t

2. you get a completely seperate account from you usual fantasy football team

3. you pm me for a code. i might not even give you a code for whatever reason i choose, maybe i dont even like you. i might even insult you.

4. you enter the league

5. you choose your team

6. then, and this is important, you do NOT alter that team throughout the season, at risk of INSTANT disqualification. At the close of the premier fixtures, whoever has the most points wins

so again, welcome to the mens league of fantasy football

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i now leave you in the capable hands of my esteemed colleague MrT, who is possibly not even around and may be with the andromedans or sucking off bees idk

 

right so ive been thinking about the rules to this pointless shambles. where is mr t anyway, hiding from the big mens league i see.

So i had two people wanting to join, ill name no names but one tried to seduce me with a bottle of cinzano, and it almost worked.


so ive practically picked a team anyway, ive been thinking about tactics:

1. pick players who will score the most points

2. captain a player who will score the most points


are we even allowed to alter our subs each week in this mess? im off out soon and if T doesnt turn up or this doesnt get going i will declare myself instant winner of the MENS league and i will lord it over everyone daily. good day to you all.

 

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I'm in. No subs, no transfers, straight 4-4-2, done. I'm a real fcking man.

 

What you on about It wasn't the cheap Cinzano...

err...

 

So, as you are my Nigerian banker do you want my full banking details now or later?

 

Just realised that my team in this league is same as in the other non men's leagues. Have tried to create new account with Premier League but having problems logging in to create new team.

Will man it out and give you girls in this league a weeks start and then crush you all when the PL get their act together.

 

Im in ive even given a weeks headstart

 

Im in

 

Dont worry if you win it doesn't count

 

Also it will be no less boring but in term of quality it will actually be better. Its simple and requires more skill and less luck. Chopping and changing is just like gambling ie its for losers and chancers.

 

oi i should disqualify for you blatant cheating and trying to gauge the best team to pick after getting a week to see who is fit/performing/team formations etc

but instead i will allow all players to now use their wildcard before this weekend, but after that no changes are to be made


and chancel mbemba remembers my member or whoever you are (possibly trev) is getting booted for operating in two or more leagues and general skulduggery. i would also like to state that roland is a stand up gentleman, as is andrew eyre, whoever the hell he is

 

No changes from me i cant be arsed and its ridiculous anyone can pick form players any real knowledge goes with what they know and stands by it.

 

i refer you to my above post


good day sir!

 

Ive looked at the competition and like the teams you've gone with itll be interesting.

I think ill win but then again its anybodies really.

If i get the wooden tool that is fine because my soul is prepared.... How about yours?

 

my team here is better than my one in the normal league lol

 

Milner captain is an interesting ploy

 

that was an accident

luckily for me you joined late so i can now make some alterations. haza!

im curious who you will be picking tbh

 

Hart williams olsen cazorla silva cabaye coutinio, behrami, kane, rooney(c) Costa


Having said that im not allowed that formation evey week am i? Or is that my wilcard and i can drop behrami and stick burns in at the back

 

Keep me right, this is supposed to be the Man's League, isn't it? No changes, no transfers etc...

One week in and it's wholesale changes.

What on earth is happening to today's man when he can't just pick a squad and leave it at that without all these namby pamby changes to personnel.

Next you'll be telling me there's prizes for the best outfits.