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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Age: 42

    Height: Approx 5 foot ten inches

    Lookalikes: Can't think of any

    Slim, lovely, juicy arse, small tits, longish light-brown hair, pretty
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Don't be too ****ing sure - I mean it <laugh>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Unless he's invited to participate wearing a sleeveless shirt.
     
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  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    you're lyning if you say you cannot press forward on your phone.
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Aug 13, 2015
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You'd have had pictures of the girls already if I knew how to do it <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Aug 13, 2015
  6. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Does Nick know Fiona is unfaithful?
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Do you actually bother to read the ****ing posts? <laugh>
     
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  8. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm not taking notes and studying them each night.
     
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  9. Tobes

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    5ft 10" without heels? <yikes>

    That's a big bird that lad.

    You'll need crampons and a sherpa to reach the summit you short arsed twat <laugh>
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'd love to know how you've come to the conclusion I'm a short-arse <ok>
     
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    Inspired guess.






















    Oh and the photo you posted ffs
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Anyway, they're all the same lying down, kneeling down, or bent over a table <ok>
     
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  13. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    He'll have to get his mates to put him up to it.

    Birth control wise he could stand on a bucket and when he says "I'm cumming" she can kick the bucket away!
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You didn't answer
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yes.
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Fixed
     
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  17. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    "Japanese boxer, 24, bursts into lawyer's office, cuts off the 42-year-old man's penis with garden shears and flushes the organ down the toilet after discovering wife's affair"

    In today's papers, take note RHC. Sometimes one has to pay for seeding another man's allotment, so to speak.
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    like i said on this occasion fiona will send you the picture of her twat and arse and you will simply hit forward not reply.

    could not be more simple.
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If Nick knows Fiona sleeps around and is OK with it (or at least tolerates it) then RHC is in the clear.

    If Nick doesn't know she sleeps around then perhaps RHC shouldn't be the one who he finds her with and should exercise caution.

    After all Fiona can't be the only woman out there with a grumpy dwarf fetish.
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Not true, taller girls have a longer torso
     
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