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  1. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    tin foil on thw windows is a dead giveaway
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The police helicopter doesn't seem to have spotted the heat flare yet <laugh>

    By the way, the 'plants' I refer to are the customers - not cannabis <laugh>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So. I got there after work last night. Nick, Fiona's hubby, was sat at the bar in the latter stages of advanced inebriation. There were obviously people in the beer garden, based on the tooings and froings. I was minding my own business when I heard someone say 'I thought you were going' and the reply was 'I am'. I turned round to see Fiona's beauteous buttocks hoving out of view. I have to assume she hadn't seen me, but she'll still receive a very terse text later today. Must try harder <ok>
     
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  4. Missed your chance #friendzone
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I don't think so, but arsed if it's the case <ok>
     
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    :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  7. Tbf you don't sound arsed either...<whistle>
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That reaction is beneath you <laugh>
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Well, I thought the FFS thing was getting a bit hackneyed.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    FFS <doh>
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What constitutes a 'convenience' store? There's a 24/7 petrol station opposite the Cheese that sells alcohol constantly. The only problem is that the 'customers' who might avail themselves of a few bottles of cider at 4 am in the morning can't afford the exorbitant prices in there <laugh>
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Update from 'The Arse'.

    "So sorry I didn't see you. Stoned and bladdered lol"

    Guess that's OK then <laugh>
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    sooooo.... there's text evidence of this adulterous affair.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's not actually got to that stage yet <laugh>

    The texting continued with me saying it was a poor ****ing excuse, her saying it was honest, me saying only kidding and her saying she's not ignorant, just a wreckhead <laugh>
     
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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    did you reply the only thing needing wreaking is your rectum..
     
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  16. Tobes

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    Texting is out of bounds unless you use a chuck away mobile and she deletes every one - including sent.

    The SMS has lead to the downfall of more swordsman than Genghis Khan managed ffs

    #prayforRHC
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Be ****ing careful @Red Hadron Collider

    ****ing about with someones wife is never going to make the man happy is it...
     
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  18. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    wise wise men.. never mind the moral issues.... tobes is right... bound to come undone.. and i aint talking about her knickers.
     
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  19. Tobes

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    I'm intrigued as to what constitutes 'fit' in the mind of RHC when it comes to Fiona

    @Red Hadron Collider

    We need more details mate - age, size, any lookalikes?

    Photos of her flange?
     
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  20. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    this is really simple.

    honeslty rHC you've no excuse now.

    RHC asks fiona for a photo sent to him of her arse


    RHC forwards the massage to saint and luv.

    They post the pic here.

    honestly even an ape can hit forward.
     
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