Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Sounds quite summary.

 

I'm talking about Warrington, not the Third ****ing Reich

 

You don't have to worry about the third Reich. They're history... Its the 5th Reich headed by @Nozzer you need to fear.

 

1 months worth of rain in 2 nights they reckon

Im jealous @InBiscanWeTrust, I like to see a stormy sea

 

Yup that's what I heard.
Was proper thunder storm down here earlier. Prefer it at night when I'm bed rather than mornings though

 

talking about weather FFS

the auditions for the lap dancing competition are under way.

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@Jimmy Squarefoot

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/...s-career-unravels-on-merseyside-10452908.html

hope you read this

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all in all we don't know what goes on in training etc.


but just think next time you knock james milner and big up mario who never got a proper chance.

one turns up 2 hours early for training... the other didn't know his team mates names 5 months after joining LFC.

 

Its what us English people do

 

pull up a stool and judge the comp... you'll forget about the weather soon enough.

Order a pint of your favorite tipple... on the house.

Just don't put steely dan on the juke box.. RHC has us all bored of that

 

Because you're a herd of small-minded ****-hounds

 

Special menu this Sunday. Kids eat for double to keep the little sods out, this is a pub not a day care centre!

Starter - 3 varieties of melon, tastefully arranged on a piece of slate (next door is having an extension built so if the roof is on before Sunday it will be served on a plate)

Main course - Red Thai lamb shanks on a bed of rice

Sweet - Home made trifle

Copious amounts of Chablis and St Emillion

Well the above is what me and the family are having, the pub will have the standard overcooked beef/pork Sunday roast buffet type crap. Enjoy.

 

Tipples and nipples

 

Introduced by a rapist, but still good music to get the pub rockin!!

Handsome bunch, not!!!!

 

barkeep get him a pack of bog roll and a pint of carling... that'll cheer him up.

 

Is the sltae from roofs of demolished houses round anfield?

 

The great Skunk Baxter on lead guitar. I wonder how he got that nickname

These days, he chairs a Congressional Advisory Board on missile defence

 

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This is what a super hero should look like.

@Red Hadron Collider does fiona look like this?

 

Arse looks about right. This one's tits are bigger and she has lighter hair.

 

I guess the hair was slightly off.

still... now we can compare when you get that message forwarded

 

By the way lads there is no more beetroot curry. Some bloke from Mansfield, about 5ft 8", LFC top, trainers, receding hair, came in at dinnertime and ate the lot. I'd made 165 portions, so watch out Mansfield's sewerage system is all I can say. He also took all the remaining kale and sweet potato pie saying something about "a charity being grateful for our donation!"