Shush man! Everyome will want one! Down the pub last and the landlord told me that the previous night one of the lads sloshed one of these in a mates beer while he was in the toilet. When he came back and had a drink, it hit him within 10 seconds and he puked up a couple of minutes later. Early yesterday he still looked like ****. And the guy who washed it around his beer? His GP It was a retaliatory strike for the GP though. My mate got some water-proofing agent that he uses in his business and wrote Dr Twat on his driveway. Now everytime it rains everyone knows that Dr Twat lives there!
Eeeugghhh! That's disgusting!! Whereas I'm quite sweet or so I'm told But you're safe mate, you got the wrong type of plumbing for me (you are a bloke aren't you? )
You lot are ****ing mental. I sweat bucket loads when I put a polo in my mouth never mind one of them god awful things!
