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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Punging

    The act of consuming another's nostril produce. Picked, licked, rolled and flicked.

    Dave: I'm hungry, you got any punge?
    Mildred: Yeah why you fancy a spot of punging?
    Dave: Roll me a winner!


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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    To be fair, you could store a lot of punge is her cleavage.
     
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  3. Tobes

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    I could park my Grifter in there. <ok>
     
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  4. saintanton

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    Ask Nozzer.
     
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    You could park a giant pretzel in here ;)
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    I admire her professionalism. It takes dedicated service to present a pretzel like that. She should be applauded.


    @Nozzer , I'm moving to Germany. Can I bunk at your place without being eaten?
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    its a ****ing well known fact that russian comandos don't have big tits..

    however as a magnanimous landlord i can see this needs to be rectified so I am certainly happy for giant boobies to be of the order of the day.

    I am going to nominate @Nozzer as the chef..

    I expect an awesome menu for lunch tomorrow.
     
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  8. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I'll round up my minions to help in the kitchen tomorrow then.

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  9. Germlands Nozzer

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    I'll get them to bring their sausages with them.

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    Speaking of which, where's @Minxy gone?
     
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  10. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is this @Minxy ?

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  11. Germlands Nozzer

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    Doesn't look posh enough.

    Or nursey enough.
     
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    Is this nursey enough
     
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    Chicago LFC supporters club posing for a photo outside the pub they watch the matches in
     
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  14. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    My german mate invited me to his bierfest today, hopefully there will be some nice frauleins there

    Been out drinking Edelstoff tonight, it's ****ing great stuff

    Oh yeah, i met up with the blonde this afternoon she wanted to go and have a ****ing picnic in the park so off we went <laugh> she asked me to go on a walk in the country with her tomorrow as i got a day off so we agreed to do that... think she just sees me as a friend tbh but i dunno, was trying to read the situation and i'm not sure
     
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  15. saintanton

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    Could you be "just friends"? Or is that a waste of time , as far as you're concerned?
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    waste of time, don't do that with women in my opinion, ones you'd bang anyway. Have a few female friends who i have no interest or attraction to at all so 'just friends' is cool with them, so I really don't need anymore
     
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  17. saintanton

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    Probably answered your own question as to what to do, then. <ok>
     
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    i agreed to go with her as it's a bit ambiguous, there are some strong signs she wants it and a few she doesn't, she used to be very into me - i.e. offering it basically on a plate, showing me 'fhm style' pics of her she had taken in lingerie - but I turned her down as I don't fancy the hassle as already had enough fecking girl problems back then. My take is she has either friend-zoned me or is being a bit reluctant cos of my previous rebuttal
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Let's stay on topic.

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  20. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    The Auditors have qualified their Account.

    Rota for 13th to 19th August.
    1.Landlord:moreinjuredthanowen
    2.Barman.This is Anfield
    3.Chef:Garlic Bread.

    Good morning ALL, that's the position.
     
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