Top Definition Punging The act of consuming another's nostril produce. Picked, licked, rolled and flicked. Dave: I'm hungry, you got any punge? Mildred: Yeah why you fancy a spot of punging? Dave: Roll me a winner! http://de.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Punging
I admire her professionalism. It takes dedicated service to present a pretzel like that. She should be applauded. @Nozzer , I'm moving to Germany. Can I bunk at your place without being eaten?
its a ****ing well known fact that russian comandos don't have big tits.. however as a magnanimous landlord i can see this needs to be rectified so I am certainly happy for giant boobies to be of the order of the day. I am going to nominate @Nozzer as the chef.. I expect an awesome menu for lunch tomorrow.
I'll get them to bring their sausages with them. please log in to view this image Speaking of which, where's @Minxy gone?
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My german mate invited me to his bierfest today, hopefully there will be some nice frauleins there Been out drinking Edelstoff tonight, it's ****ing great stuff Oh yeah, i met up with the blonde this afternoon she wanted to go and have a ****ing picnic in the park so off we went she asked me to go on a walk in the country with her tomorrow as i got a day off so we agreed to do that... think she just sees me as a friend tbh but i dunno, was trying to read the situation and i'm not sure
waste of time, don't do that with women in my opinion, ones you'd bang anyway. Have a few female friends who i have no interest or attraction to at all so 'just friends' is cool with them, so I really don't need anymore
i agreed to go with her as it's a bit ambiguous, there are some strong signs she wants it and a few she doesn't, she used to be very into me - i.e. offering it basically on a plate, showing me 'fhm style' pics of her she had taken in lingerie - but I turned her down as I don't fancy the hassle as already had enough fecking girl problems back then. My take is she has either friend-zoned me or is being a bit reluctant cos of my previous rebuttal
The Auditors have qualified their Account. Rota for 13th to 19th August. 1.Landlord:moreinjuredthanowen 2.Barman.This is Anfield 3.Chef:Garlic Bread. Good morning ALL, that's the position.
