Do you guys ever get inexplicable pains in your bollock-sack? I've got an aching and a pea-sized swelling to the north of my left nad, but I can't recall any incident that may have led to this. I was sat on a plane for two hours yesterday and the pain seemed to graduate from then on. I'd rather wait until I return to Blighty to get it checked out, so any input would be greatly appreciated.
Afraid not, pal. Thankfully any kind of pain seems to be reserved solely for my rectum which I hope isn't arse cancer. Could be some kind of small cyst so if you're feeling brave you should just cut it open yourself and squeeze the cheesy contents out. Also, record it too
I have a tiny hard grape pip thing on my nut sack , it's been there for about 2 years and causes no discomfort. I think it may be an RFID chip or alien implant . I noticed it whist living in China.
Try putting your gonads near an old an/fm radio and see if it interferes with the signal. Radio 5 should do it.
You are just a batshit crazy hypercondriac Ponders but we love you . Have you thought about writing a will?
Aye and he always gets it up Timmy Plays we are the people by empire of the son and always without fail says the song title as it finishes loud and clear
Last time I got monumental ballsache, it was after spending several hours sitting on a plane. You sure you didn't just fall akip and trap a bollock between an arsecheek and your spiderman y-fronts? For instance, if your kaks starting to disappear up your bum crack while you slept, that could put pressure on one or both niagaras.
Ye'd need to have old man droopy balls to trap a bollock under yer arse. Thankfully I have the tight youthful bawsack of a 17 year old. (And he's no getting it back)
