Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

you can pull your own in here as long as you know how.

But if dribs wants to open yer peroni work away.

Who's the belled'n chef in here away.

Greez you be chef you're hungry anyway.

 

I'm still landlord until midnight, so watch it or I'll be stirring your pint with my bell end when you nip for a slash

 

**** off, with your rebel rousing, get the **** out

 

Right. I'l have a pint of Carling, a sleeve of Richmond King Size, a £50 bag of weed, 54 bog rolls, 5lb of New Cheshires and Fiona's arse. This is the Cheese, isn't it?

 

I was chef a couple of weeks ago

 

And it suddenly all becomes clear, Fiona's a prostitute

 

can't bar me... RHC whats the difference between barred and banned at the cheese...

Is one like deice shouted at you (daily occurance) and the other you will be beaten to death?

 

No. She's just there.

 

Nah. Same thing. If you remember, I was banned from there over that business with Cockney Rodger's Mrs and Denice's brother. I only got back in after I'd bust my back down the stairs

 

You just ordered her arse

 

It was a list of things you can get in the Cheese if you're me. ****'s sake

 

So you can order Fiona's arse in the cheese; aka she's a prostitute

 

"IF YOU'RE ME

 

So you can walk in the cheese and order "Fiona's arse"...?

 

I'm hoping I'll be doing that from the woman herself fairly soon

 

God help us once you achieve your goal

 

#verygraphicdetail

 

Tobes still in charge of the pub, We have to Audit the Account before handing over. Calling in Auditors,

 

Tobes is the auditor!!! he's the only one self qualified round here to read accounts.

 

There is likely to be cover up then.