I turned Burnsey and Swanny off, fed up about them talking about only picking out women's tweets and the chippy. What happened? For anyone who was there, I want you to imagine you're robert Jordan for a moment, describing the movement of the players, the spin on the ball, the look and n everyone bed faces, the slightest twitches of their eyes isn't enough. I want to know about the shade of the grass, the condition of the advertising boards, the shape of the clouds, how much rust was within eyesight, what clothes everyone in the stadium was wearing underpants included, etc. You get the point
I suppose as well penalties will help us work out who can take them under pressure before we get one in a league game.
That's the one... Bloody good chippy. Wouldn't feature in hulls top 50. Maybe we need a thread on hull chippies??
To think some people actually think Jakupovic is worthy of playing at u-5's level... He truly is the ****test goalkeeper ever to deface our dying planet.
How can Jakupovic actually make these glaring howlers with such regularity? It's almost impressive. Last time we had a shootout he was in goal (against Tottenham). We lost by only missing one penalty from about 6 or 7. Jak didn't save one. Hope it's different this time.
**** off Jakupovic, worst keeper I've ever seen, and I've seen Theo Whitmore in goal. What a shower of ****.
Just heard Luton 3-1 Bristol City is even more amusing. Luton played a weakened team, 8 changes from the weekend.
Is anyone bothered? ****ing Mickey Mouse cup. Only good thing to come out of it is confirmation that we need new backup keeper
