1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Off Topic How to annoy your wife/girlfriend

Discussion in 'Norwich City' started by Rich44, Aug 11, 2015.

  1. Rich44

    Rich44 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    2,036
    Likes Received:
    345
    #1
    Rich44, Aug 11, 2015
  2. Nathan Barley

    Nathan Barley Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 1, 2015
    Messages:
    1,520
    Likes Received:
    689
    My wife would have snapped it in two after five minutes of that ****.:laugh:
     
    #2
    Nathan Barley, Aug 11, 2015
    Rich44 likes this.
  3. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    9,122
    Likes Received:
    3,897
    <laugh> I wouldn't be sitting down for a month!
     
    #3
    ncgandy, Aug 11, 2015
    Nathan Barley likes this.
  4. Rich44

    Rich44 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    2,036
    Likes Received:
    345
    What about the grabber tho?
     
    #4
    Rich44, Aug 11, 2015
  5. K E M P

    K E M P Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    May 27, 2011
    Messages:
    4,291
    Likes Received:
    788
    I find asking for sex works.
     
    #5
    K E M P, Aug 11, 2015
  6. Rich44

    Rich44 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    2,036
    Likes Received:
    345
    The wife's annoying me bloody terrible farts tonight had me & the kids retching. Certainly not fun in a caravan. I've said one more & she's sleeping in the awning with the dog
     
    #6
    Rich44, Aug 11, 2015
    K E M P and Nathan Barley like this.
  7. Rich44

    Rich44 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    2,036
    Likes Received:
    345
    **** me she's done another one, someone call 999 report a chemical leak at Breydon Water.

    Tell the government they need to convene COBRA as my wife has acquired a weapon of (m)ass destruction.

    Please remember meeeeeee.....
     
    #7
    Rich44, Aug 11, 2015
  8. Rich44

    Rich44 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 31, 2011
    Messages:
    2,036
    Likes Received:
    345
    I'm too scared to go to sleep in case she gases me in the night :O
     
    #8
    Rich44, Aug 11, 2015
  9. Tony_Munky_Canary

    Tony_Munky_Canary Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2011
    Messages:
    5,949
    Likes Received:
    964
    The very best of luck with that <ok>
     
    #9
    Tony_Munky_Canary, Aug 11, 2015
    Rich44 likes this.
  10. ncgandy

    ncgandy Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2011
    Messages:
    9,122
    Likes Received:
    3,897
    please log in to view this image
     
    #10
    ncgandy, Aug 12, 2015
    Rich44 likes this.

  11. General Melchett

    General Melchett Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jun 9, 2012
    Messages:
    5,761
    Likes Received:
    3,065
    On my honeymoon over the last couple of weeks, we were traveling down the Chao Phraya River in Bangkok I managed to start getting threatened by her indoors for exclaiming "Ooo temple" as we passed each and every temple visible from the boat. That is quite a few!!
    My brother managed to annoy not just his other half but pretty much anyone who drank with him for the next decade, by following a visit to the Guinness brewery tour in Dublin, reenacting the Rutger Hauer advert.

    "Some people say I take myself to seriously!"
    A long sip of Guinness and a resultant foam covered nose later says:-
    "Not guilty"

    Seriously every Guinness he drank for 10 years!!!

    Bah!
     
    #11
    General Melchett, Aug 12, 2015
    Rich44 likes this.
  12. Tony_Munky_Canary

    Tony_Munky_Canary Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jul 9, 2011
    Messages:
    5,949
    Likes Received:
    964
    I won't even begin to list the stupid things I do that winds my missus up, I'd be here all day!
     
    #12
    Tony_Munky_Canary, Aug 12, 2015
    General Melchett and Rich44 like this.

Share This Page